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Kitiara SweetSong

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Last Login: 06/04/2012 6:35 pm

Registered: 10/06/2005

Gender: Female

Location: Not the real world...

Birthday: 03/20

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Hey, welcome to my userlookup! You can call me Kit. I'm always up for a good roleplay, so long as it's literate, and I prefer fantasy (medieval or modern). I love cats, dragons, and generally anything fantasy, listening to music and singing.
As for Gaia stuff, I quest randomly, rarely advertising the fact because I like to do things for myself. DO NOT PM me to beg. You will be flamed. If you want something, WORK for it. Why should I work so noobs can prance around in cool stuff that they don't really appreciate because it was just handed to them?
*ahem* Sorry, pet peeve of mine. Anyways, I'm nice to nice people, I laugh at stupid people, and thoroughly enjoy myself at both. ^_^ Until later then.

"Life is short:
Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile."

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All About N00bs

Hello, fellow adventurers. During your many travels through our beautiful land of Gaia, you may come across a very special and unique creature: the n00b.

The n00b is a remarkable creature as it disguises itself as a regular citizen of Gaia. This is the n00b's primary form of attack as it will allow the wily n00b to get quite close to you before inflicting damage. Luckily, their disguises are usually poor and can be identified as their armor may be several levels out of date. Also, the n00b disguise is based on a sad misunderstanding our common culture as their equipment may not reflect the job they are trying to portray.

Be careful not to confuse a n00b with a similar species known as the newb. Newbs can be distinguished from n00bs by their use of proper grammar and good manners.

A n00b can be identified by it's distinct call. This call can be heard from quite a distance as most n00bs seem to only communicate through /shout. If you listen carefully, you may be fortunate enough to spot a n00b.

Here are some examples of common n00b calls:

"PLZ can i hav sum goldz!!!"
"Sum1 buy my sword!!!"
"Ne girlz wanna ciber?!!"

Now, once you have identified a n00b, I must recommend that you stay as far away as possible. Unless you have a great deal of experience with n00bs, any interaction may be harmful to both your physical and mental well being.

If, however, you choose to interact with a n00b, this simple translation guide may help you. Here is a look at a simple conversation with a n00b including a n00b to english translation.

You>> Hello there. How are you?

N00b>> wow u r rich. Can I have goldz? (english: I notice that you have nice gear and wonder if you might be able to aid me in acquiring my own gear)

You>> No, no, good sir. I worked for my gold. You may not have it.

N00b>> but you gotz lotz!!! (english: I understand your feelings on the matter, but find it difficult to actually acquire my own goldz)

You>> I know, but I cannot just give you money.

N00b>> N00B!!! (english: apparently I am confused and think you may be a member of my species. Do you know Fred?)

You>> I apologize for the misunderstanding. I am not a n00b.

N00b>> STFU!!! (english: I am of a differing opinion and feel that it might be best if we agree to disagree)

As you can see from the above conversation, interspecies communication with a n00b can prove highly difficult.

In all interactions with a n00b, please take care to leave the n00b as you found it. Their social structure is quite fragile and any assistance you may provide may raise them to a new and dangerous level: the ferocious assault.
Thank you for your time. Remember: have your n00bs spayed or neutered

(Thank you very much to iAltir for this delicious write-up. ^_^)

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Ezriela Report | 03/20/2012 5:44 am: Oh hi! Happy Birthday!
PoisonIvy_Quinn Report | 03/02/2012 3:33 pm: Thank you!
Wolfpath Report | 01/15/2011 9:48 am: Thank you. Awesomeness is just something that comes naturally to me. cool
Jiral Report | 08/23/2010 11:39 am: Thank you! ^^
Hitomi56 Report | 07/01/2010 12:43 pm: Cute avi ^.^
Jiral Report | 06/01/2010 4:13 pm: Thank you! Yours looks amazing. As it always does. ^^
Lord Chaddicus Report | 05/29/2010 5:30 pm: I quite like your current avatar.
Lord Chaddicus Report | 05/14/2010 4:15 pm: Ahh! XD
Flucs Report | 03/07/2010 5:12 pm: O: Hi. I see you in the forums often and thought I'd say hi. Nice av btw.
Trifkin Report | 02/10/2010 6:38 am: I'm diggin' your avatar. Remind me of World of Warcraft. :3

DON'T LOOK BACK!
The lemmings are gaining on you!!

The day my friends stop making fun of me
is the day I start to worry.

Work harder.
Thousands on welfare depend on you.

Sar-chasm (n):
The giant gulf between the sarcastic remark
and the person who doesn't get it.

Sanity's just a limitation.

Sarcasm: the body's natural defense against stupid.

"Stressed" spelled backwards
is "desserts."

The statementbelow is true.
~~~~~~~~
The statement above is false.

I'm not random.
You just can't think as quickly as I can.

Yes, I corrected your grammar.
Trust me,
it sounds better my way.

Why yes,
I do often randomly burst into song.

Two things are infinite:
the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Einstein

My common sense is tingling...

Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.

If we are born just once - we will die twice.
But if we are born twice, we will die just once.