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Registered: 11/03/2005

Location: Seattle, Huggington

Birthday: 05/28/1988

Occupation: stoned volunteer


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Please do not post me a comment thanking me for buying from you, because it's annoying and pointless. I did not choose you to buy from: had someone else posted the item for a lower price, I would have purchased it from them. Thank you.

Name: Kelley
DOB: May 28th, 1988
Status: married
Gender: genderqueer/fluid
Pronouns: [b]she/her or he/him

What I Like: pit bulls, cats, agnosticism (No one knows, and neither do I), sex education, sign language and Deaf Culture, people that stand up for their beliefs without forcing them on others, and the Wilhelm Scream
What I Don't Like: store-bought bouquets, mushrooms, people who are obsessed with Twilight (either pro or against), organised religion and religious organisations (Focus on the Family, for example), living in a small town or village, Michael Jackson (hated him when he was alive, hate him even worse now), fluffy bunnies, PETA, anti-vaccers, my stepmom

Favorite Music: my taste in music does not centralize anywhere; I enjoy a little of everything, except country. I hate country... smilies/icon_stare.gif Anyway.
The Aquabats; The Beatles; Brand New; Cake; Chameleon Circuit; The Cliks; David Bowie; Dead Kennedys; Declan McManus, International Art Thief; The Dresden Dolls; Eels; Electric Light Orchestra; Elton John; Erasure; Fall Out Boy; Harry Belafonte; Hedwig and the Angry Inch; Klaus Nomi; KMFDM; Lady Gaga; Led Zeppelin; Lunasa; The Magnetic Fields; Mindless Self Indulgence; Mon Frere; The Monkees (the psychedelic stuff); Mr. T Experience; Muse; My Chemical Romance; NWA; OK Go; Old 97's; Otis Redding; Pink Floyd; The Presidents of the United States of America; Rage Against the Machine; Scissor Sisters; Sia; Simon and Garfunkel; Styx; Tenacious D; The Twilight Singers; The Violent Femmes; Ween; Weezer; Yes

Favorite Shows: Doctor Who, the Mighty Boosh, Community, QI, Futurama, Sherlock, House, Buffy, Arrested Development, Scrubs (the actual Scrubs), Black Books, Merlin, The IT Crowd, 30 Rock, Robin Hood, Farscape, Firefly, Torchwood (first three series), Lexx, Coupling, Top Gear, Castle

Favorite Movies: Cloud Atlas, Secretary, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Enchanted, Subway (a BRILLIANT french movie with the guy from Highlander, and Jean Reno-directed by Luc Besson, speaking of which), The Fifth Element, The Illusionist, Ever After, Tangled, Singing in the Rain, Beauty and the Beast, Titanic (yes, really), LA Story, Roxanne; Frozen, Temple Grandin, Gormenghast, Memoirs of a Geisha, Lola Rennt, Fight Club, Rope; Blade Runner, Inception, Willow, Serenity, Hellboy, Twelve Monkeys, Star Wars (yes including the bad ones), Spirited Away; The Great Mouse Detective, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Mulan; The Cell, Dracula (1931), Vertigo, From Hell, Black Swan; Idiocracy, Saved, M*A*S*H, The Princess Bride, Withnail and I, My Favorite Year, Anchors Aweigh, The Big Lebowski, Wreck-It Ralph; probably so many more...

Favorite Musicals: RENT (1st tour RENThead, since 1997), Les Miserables, Into The Woods, Aida, Wicked, Avenue Q, Little Shop of Horrors, Young Frankenstein, Assassins, Dr. Horrible
Favorite Plays: Arsenic and Old Lace, Blythe Spirit, Butterflies Are Free, All In the Timing, The Goodbye Girl, Arcadia, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

Favorite Authors: JK Rowling, Neil Gaimon, Philip Pullman, Tom Stoppard, Patricia Wrede, Christopher Paolini, Chris Van Allsburg, Shakespeare (Except Midsummer Night's Dream), DC Comics (including but not limited to Vertigo) and I like Fables but not the guy who wrote it

Favorite Comic Book Characters: Spider Jerusalem (and filthy assistants), the Endless, Mazikeen, Lucifer, Elaine

Favorite Artists (visual): John Waterhouse, Jess Fink, Banksy, Vincent Van Gogh, Erica Moen, Jillian Mayer, Artemisia Gentileschi

Favorite Consumptions: Honest Tea, Phở, Sushi (California roll with brown rice, shumai, and inari), Indian Food (specifically naan, matar paneer and aloo gobi), chocolate, mac & cheese, tofu, cup noodles, chocolate chip cookie dough, jazz apples, bacon, cream of wheat, Diet Dr Pepper, peanut butter and chocolate (like Reese's), popcorn, tequila, shrimp, gum

Favorite People: my husband, my friends from Hazel Wolf (that means you, Tess), Eddie Izzard, my dead best friend, my alive best friend zoe, and you

Life Story (the short version): Pending emotion_smilies/icon_awesomeface.gif

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If you are reading this, I assume that you took the time to read my profile. If you insist on a comment thanking me from buying from your MP store, I'm touched by your gratitude, and sincerity. Thanks for taking an interest.
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pearlmethyst Report | 03/15/2016 6:05 am
babies are just c** with snot in it
HAUNTXR Report | 03/07/2016 4:55 pm
HAUNTXR Report | 03/07/2016 4:52 pm
HAUNTXR Report | 03/07/2016 4:42 pm
its in my sig you cutie!
Pharaoh Misa Report | 07/02/2015 9:13 am
              Yes it does! gonk emotion_facepalm lol. it's fine. but in your defense I was probably being a d**k, so it's even I guess.

              ah, i see. that i know of, but acroymns are my weakness. emotion_facepalm I would ask what's wrong, but I don't think either of us would be comfortable with that conversation so instead I'm going to try and entertain you with a video from youtube that is hilarious. ----> XXXXX
Pharaoh Misa Report | 07/01/2015 1:01 pm

              What on earth does this mean? gonk You know I'm stupid. crying
Pharaoh Misa Report | 06/30/2015 9:30 pm

              Thank you for buying. emotion_awesome

              Tee hee. How have you been?
meowzaur Report | 06/28/2015 7:32 pm
The comic...on the bottom of your profile
meowzaur Report | 06/28/2015 10:47 am
That comment on your profile made me laugh harder than I think it should have. My kids are looking at me like wtf now xd
Sifen Yamishi Report | 06/09/2015 5:58 pm
Good gawd your avi is gorgeous.


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