About

I was born.

I enjoy antagonizing people and being lazy. I dislike work, and like watching things burn.

Things I want to see and do:

Note; Crossed out = Done/Seen.
SEE: A cow explode.
DO: Pop a small child's balloon and blame the person nearest to me.
DO: Go to a Wal-Mart and claim that voiced are talking to me.
SEE: A whale get beached use Self-Destruct.
DO: Break into a blood-bank a steal the rarest blood for my water ballooons.
DO: Say, "BOMB!!" at the airport and run like heck.
DO: Go to parliament and do the Charamelldansen while that song plays.
SEE: A clown explode.
DO: Release lobsters in Maury Povich's dressing room.
DO: Evolve without the aid of an evolutionary stone or trading.
DO: Tie candy to poisonous animals and release them into a crowded daycare.
SEE: Sora from Kingdom Hearts get cancer.
SEE: A Pokemon digivolve.
DO: Paint pineapples blue and send them to England.
SEE: NPC Liam becoming a prostitute or getting a sex change.

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Neurotic Thoughts

I hope you die in your sleep. No, I'm joking

The neurotic thoughts of a random teenager making pointless not on stupid adventures and life experiences, along with the world's crappiest stories.


Comments

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Boris_Badenov

Report | 03/26/2013 10:16 pm

Boris_Badenov

I still miss you.
Boris_Badenov

Report | 10/27/2012 9:00 am

Boris_Badenov

I wish you and SoA came back, but I know there are things outside of gaia that can prevent you from doing so. I miss you both.
Boris_Badenov

Report | 09/23/2012 9:46 am

Boris_Badenov

Hey, let's chat sometime, okay?
Boris_Badenov

Report | 08/02/2012 7:34 am

Boris_Badenov

Hey, how come you stopped posting in the guild. Come back to us, please? We miss you... well, I do at least.
Jack_in_the_box122

Report | 07/13/2012 7:12 am

Jack_in_the_box122

Jack come back crying
Boris_Badenov

Report | 07/04/2012 1:42 pm

Boris_Badenov

You knwo, I have noticed you have not been online,. but I am still going to leave a comment to show I have been thinking of you.
SliverWolfGirl

Report | 03/23/2012 11:58 pm

SliverWolfGirl

JACKKKK come back online you A**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying i miss you wahmbulance wahmbulance emo
Boris_Badenov

Report | 02/14/2012 5:53 am

Boris_Badenov

KingJack!, happy birthday and ma you have many more to come! Wooh! Party at KingJack!'s!
The_magical_cake_lies

Report | 02/12/2012 6:29 pm

The_magical_cake_lies

y r u dressed like a gay guy from pokemon that just gay and u did horrible on it just saying ºωº ♪luv rin kagamine♪
The Irish Otaku

Report | 07/13/2011 1:29 am

The Irish Otaku

Your cosplay is amazing and awesome! I luv Dent!!!

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