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King Joffrey Baratheon

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Location: King's landing

Birthday: 05/23

Occupation: King


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My name is Joffrey Baratheon, but you are to refer to me as "Your grace" or deal with my Hound. I am the oldest son and heir of my father King Robert Baratheon and my mother Queen Cersei Lannister. And although this is true, I have been hearing disgusting rumors that my father is really my uncle Jaime Lannister, the queen's brother. (I will see to it that this blasphemy does not spread further.) I have a younger sister, Myrcella, (she is pretty) and a younger brother, Tommen. (So fat and worthless...spending his time with cats...I have seen to it that will happen no longer.) I am the perfect king and mother says so too. So why my people whisper behind my back and call me arrogant, cowardly, spoiled, and sadistic...I do not know. Surely it is not because I beheaded Ned Stark, punish others who deserve it, and order b*****d babies to be slaughtered. But I am sure they will tell me before I place their and families head on pikes too.

Here is My lady Sansa of the traitor house Stark. If it were not for mother insisting I keep her alive and marry her I would have her pretty little head upon a spike beside her father...for all the realm and especially her brother Robert to see. (Hmph, calling himself king...the nerve.)

Sansa often swears her love and loyalty to me, but at times I wonder....all she does is sulk and I can not stand the wailing of women. When her body is ready and when the war has ended I will marry and put a baby in her, until then I will watch her beg on her knees for herself and those she cares for like some commoner...and beat her bloody.

But not her face...I like it pretty.


Lady Sansa is no longer my betrothed, but that will not stop me from entering her chambers, and giving her a Lannister baby while my guards hold her down. Go ahead and scream will only be more exciting for me.

This is my new betrothed Lady Margaery of house Tyrell. I like her...I suppose...I can not mess with her like Sansa, but she is a great ally of my family. She helps the people see me in a different light...

Lady Margaery confuses me, but I have plenty of time to figure out what to do with her. But it is obvious to all that I still prefer Sansa.


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King Robb Stark Report | 04/15/2014 8:00 pm
King Robb Stark
Weddings sure aren't kind to folks, these days. I mean, we both would know...
Ramsay Bolton Report | 04/14/2014 10:03 am
Ramsay Bolton
My deepest condolences to never being able to go hunting in the North.
Lady Fhaerin of the blood Report | 04/09/2014 11:09 pm
Lady Fhaerin of the blood
Are you going to actually stick around this time?
Lady Fhaerin of the blood Report | 02/26/2014 1:15 pm
Lady Fhaerin of the blood
(Oh, come on. >.> it was funny.. come on -pokes all ooc like- I love that video.. know it word for word)

Oh, my kind. What am I going to do to make you smile even for a moment that doesn't involve taking my clothes off?
Lady Fhaerin of the blood Report | 02/26/2014 11:04 am
Lady Fhaerin of the blood
So, my beloved king desires entertainment?
-winks and pulls at her dress slightly before slamming a youtube video onto the table-
(XD sorry.. HAD TO)
Lady Fhaerin of the blood Report | 02/25/2014 3:19 pm
Lady Fhaerin of the blood
And what does the kind desire? -smirks and fills a glass of wine before setting it in front of him-
Lady Fhaerin of the blood Report | 02/24/2014 7:37 pm
Lady Fhaerin of the blood
Careful is for the weak, my king. I prefer danger..
Lady Fhaerin of the blood Report | 02/23/2014 10:02 pm
Lady Fhaerin of the blood
Is that a promise my dear king?
Lady Fhaerin of the blood Report | 02/21/2014 4:34 pm
Lady Fhaerin of the blood
We are your people so of course are needy. With out our king we will fall apart and die off. We feel safer when you are around. Or rather, my personal views are just getting in the way? Sorry, you grace.
I Dec I Report | 02/21/2014 2:15 pm
I Dec I
Not quite sure if your status is accurate..



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