About

Today I'm a tour guide. Leading the damned through the underworld, telling the fates.
Today I'm a tour guide. Tomorrow a grave digger. So many jobs here in the underworld.
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper. So many souls with storys untold here in the underworld.
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper, perhaps next a ticket puncher. So busy, so busy here in the underworld.
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper, perhaps next a ticket puncher, then later a toutrue master. So fun to torture the damned, here in the underworld.
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper, perhaps next a ticket puncher, then later a toutrue master, working and working next job a fire starter. If heaven is heaven and hell is hell, why is hell warm like the blessed living?
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper, perhaps next a ticket puncher, then later a toutrue master, working and working next job a fire starter, now fires bright time to row the boat cross river styx. The river, the river, those screaming souls. What joy it is to crush their bones.
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper, perhaps next a ticket puncher, then later a toutrue master, working and working next job a fire starter, now fires bright time to row the boat cross river styx, for fun a reaper. Nothing screams like the living knowing they are damned in the bloody end.
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper, perhaps next a ticket puncher, then later a toutrue master, working and working next job a fire starter, now fires bright time to row the boat cross river styx, for fun a reaper, a promotion to a nightmare for working so hard. As killing and hurting last all but once, the torture of a child's dreams makes them scream forever.
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper, perhaps next a ticket puncher, then later a toutrue master, working and working next job a fire starter, now fires bright time to row the boat cross river styx, for fun a reaper, a promotion to a nightmare for working so hard, then they see my worth and I become darkness. Filling children's rooms with monsters and the dead with endless nothing.
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper, perhaps next a ticket puncher, then later a toutrue master, working and working next job a fire starter, now fires bright time to row the boat cross river styx, for fun a reaper, a promotion to a nightmare for working so hard, then they see my worth and I become darkness, working with Morpheus he lets the boss know of my skills and next I am an honored devil. Oh what fun it is to posses and torture the living. How weak they are and oh how I can make them suffer.
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper, perhaps next a ticket puncher, then later a toutrue master, working and working next job a fire starter, now fires bright time to row the boat cross river styx, for fun a reaper, a promotion to a nightmare for working so hard, then they see my worth and I become darkness, working with Morpheus he lets the boss know of my skills and next I am an honored devil, Satan himself sees my work and soon I am a personal guard. Oh this is fun meeting the angels on our trips and causing hell in the heavens.
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper, perhaps next a ticket puncher, then later a toutrue master, working and working next job a fire starter, now fires bright time to row the boat cross river styx, for fun a reaper, a promotion to a nightmare for working so hard, then they see my worth and I become darkness, working with Morpheus he lets the boss know of my skills and next I am an honored devil, Satan himself sees my work and soon I am a personal guard, yet I miss the old days. I remember my first jobs the fun I had with such simple things.
Today a tour guide. Tommorrow a grave digger, and after a gate keeper, perhaps next a ticket puncher, then later a toutrue master, working and working next job a fire starter, now fires bright time to row the boat cross river styx, for fun a reaper, a promotion to a nightmare for working so hard, then they see my worth and I become darkness, working with Morpheus he lets the boss know of my skills and next I am an honored devil, Satan himself sees my work and soon I am a personal guard, yet I miss the old days, now I quit my job and go back to what I enjoy the most. At home I put on my cap and button my vest. At work I stand at the front and take up my mike.
"Hello and welcome... I'll be you're tour guide to the underworld.".