The Original Khurse
Khurse is an elf with a heart as dark as night,
He travels far and wide and his bags are often light.
Never trust him with your funds and keep your passport close,
Otherwise you'll find you're broke and he badly screwed up your itinerary...
Khurse is an elf and where he goes he means to play,
But never in his elven life has he set down to stay.
Always further, always onward, always one more step to go,
That's the nature of his heart and the dire fate of his debit card...
Khurse is an elf who won't shy from a fight,
Though to tell the truth he'll lie in wait til fall of night.
Once he has you at his mercy things will happen quickly,
But by the by, you needn't worry, most of the time he's only interested in practical jokes...
Khurse is an elf who prides himself on fashion sense,
Yet far be it from him to dress for paint brush or for lense.
Instead you'll find, if you observe, the lengths that he will go,
To match the pinstripes of his pants to be inversely proportional to fashionable decadence...
If one were to care for nothing in this world,
that would mean everything beyond the mirror's surface...