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READ MY FRICKEN JOURNAL. O:<


Name: [... h'oh s**t I don't know! D;]
Age: [Too old 4 u!]
Gender: [Other]
Location: [Cardboard box Castle! =D]
Likes: [Crayons, markers, laundry soap, Kevin, shiny things, blunt things, sharp things, clean windows, tangy foods, food, eating, doing laundry, the smell of white erase markers, funny pictures, Jill, making people jealous, music, dancing, singing, playing guitar, playing piano, playing guitar and piano at the same time, pushing people, pushing noobs off cliffs, friends, random friend requests, drawing, good art, color books, poking people's eyes, moon walking, jay-walking, cross walking, crab walking, Chinese firedrills, running out of my car just to push the button to change the light from red to green, making Jonny feel awkward, scribbles, doodles, retarded comics, seizures, kamikaze watermelons.]
Dislikes: [Wrong calls, missed calls, your mom, people who talk loudly to sound smart, people who talk too quietly, people who try to be funny, but are just offensive, people who put their hands on my freshly cleaned windows, assholes, assholes when I try to be nice and polite to, still act like a massive, flabby, hairy, saggy, smelly, chunky, bottomless, a*****e, people who text me constantly, dry hands, dry lips, greasy, oily hands, dry, cracked feet, big eyes, big ears, big faces, cold feet, cold hands, cold hands down my shirt, cold feet up my pants, Lydia and her bitchy ways, pens that don't work, markers that don't work, the fact that it takes a year for a mod to PM me about something I reported, Bush, your mom's secret affair, my dad's secret affair, your horse, my horse, tight pants on fat girls, lack of clothing on fat girls, love handles, the crusty stuff in your eyes that you get when you wake up, runny make-up, disorganized gumball machine, things that are square, non-straight lines.]
Other information: [I am insane. I have a window fettish. I am a bacon head and will be forever proud of it. I frequently bathe, but I still smell like horse a**. Larry has hairy, saggy, man boobs. Yes, they do hang low, they wabble to and fro. I tied them in a knot, and then in a bow. I threw them over his shoulder like a retarded Martian Soldier. So his moobs hang low. And I will keep the toilet seat up, regardless of how many times you tell me not to.]

I was walking down the street and I spotted a moose I jumped in the bush and played with a goose when all of a sudden my phone started ringing. It was the po po chasen after my chicken

-xxemomuffinsxx


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Sadie-Lover

Report | 08/25/2010 3:12 am

Sadie-Lover

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II Lady Death II

Report | 05/20/2009 2:24 pm

II Lady Death II

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Varanium Viper

Report | 11/11/2008 2:24 pm

Varanium Viper

tainteds profile is made of win and 4chan ; D
Effruin

Report | 10/12/2008 8:53 pm

Effruin

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BHUAHAHAHA! I HAVE STEALEN YOUR GAIA COMMENT BOX VIRGINITY!!!

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Wait, I think I'm a little late.

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Flame_sorcerer_x

Report | 09/10/2008 3:40 pm

Flame_sorcerer_x

hellllllllllloooooooooooooo

khamora

sorry i didnt talk to u 4 so long

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new_acc TR-Sick_Suicide

Report | 07/04/2008 2:33 pm

new_acc TR-Sick_Suicide

post this message on 3 profiles then press ALT+F4 u will get 1 million gold + and angelic halo
Sven_Vollfied13

Report | 06/28/2008 8:50 am

Sven_Vollfied13

remember me?
Om-Nom-Nom OwO

Report | 06/19/2008 8:10 pm

Om-Nom-Nom OwO

M'KAY GUIZE. YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND.



I'VE BEEN BANNED. THIS IS KHAMORA ON HER FIRST ACCOUNT.



I HAD SOME HACKED ITEMS ON MY ACCOUNT, SO THAT EQUALS AN AUTO BAN, WHICH IS ******** GAY, BUT OH WELL. I'LL LIVE.



IF YOU STILL WANT TO CHAT WITH ME, ADD ME ON MSN OR JUST E-MAIL ME. I GET ON EVERY DAY STILL.



invisible_ice_angel7@hotmail.com



THAT'S MY EMAIL! HOW'S ABOUT YOU ADD ME YOU PUNKS! D:<
lola dw

Report | 06/19/2008 4:36 pm

lola dw

OMG i love your your avitar its its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Band Aid Flavored Muffinz

Report | 06/18/2008 1:22 pm

Band Aid Flavored Muffinz

hey I am back dame that sims I stared to play it again s**t anyways waz up oh glowly avi

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