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Name: [... h'oh s**t I don't know! D;]
Age: [Too old 4 u!]
Gender: [Other]
Location: [Cardboard box Castle! =D]
Likes: [Crayons, markers, laundry soap, Kevin, shiny things, blunt things, sharp things, clean windows, tangy foods, food, eating, doing laundry, the smell of white erase markers, funny pictures, Jill, making people jealous, music, dancing, singing, playing guitar, playing piano, playing guitar and piano at the same time, pushing people, pushing noobs off cliffs, friends, random friend requests, drawing, good art, color books, poking people's eyes, moon walking, jay-walking, cross walking, crab walking, Chinese firedrills, running out of my car just to push the button to change the light from red to green, making Jonny feel awkward, scribbles, doodles, retarded comics, seizures, kamikaze watermelons.]
Dislikes: [Wrong calls, missed calls, your mom, people who talk loudly to sound smart, people who talk too quietly, people who try to be funny, but are just offensive, people who put their hands on my freshly cleaned windows, assholes, assholes when I try to be nice and polite to, still act like a massive, flabby, hairy, saggy, smelly, chunky, bottomless, a*****e, people who text me constantly, dry hands, dry lips, greasy, oily hands, dry, cracked feet, big eyes, big ears, big faces, cold feet, cold hands, cold hands down my shirt, cold feet up my pants, Lydia and her bitchy ways, pens that don't work, markers that don't work, the fact that it takes a year for a mod to PM me about something I reported, Bush, your mom's secret affair, my dad's secret affair, your horse, my horse, tight pants on fat girls, lack of clothing on fat girls, love handles, the crusty stuff in your eyes that you get when you wake up, runny make-up, disorganized gumball machine, things that are square, non-straight lines.]
Other information: [I am insane. I have a window fettish. I am a bacon head and will be forever proud of it. I frequently bathe, but I still smell like horse a**. Larry has hairy, saggy, man boobs. Yes, they do hang low, they wabble to and fro. I tied them in a knot, and then in a bow. I threw them over his shoulder like a retarded Martian Soldier. So his moobs hang low. And I will keep the toilet seat up, regardless of how many times you tell me not to.]
-xxemomuffinsxx
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