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not good at writing stuff
I <3 U !!!!!!!
if someone came up to me and punched me in the face i would Smack her head on the ground repeatedly, swing my text book against her boobs, knee her in the vag, then tell everyone she's a yeast infected virgin. Suck that you stupid turd.
jk i wouldnt im not that mean :]
Daddy once told me that when mommy passed away, she was taken by the butterflies into Heaven. From that day forward, I swore that I would torture and kill every last one of them until they would reveal to me the location of this so called ' 'Heaven.' '
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Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML
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92% of teens have turned to pop and rap,
if your one the 8% who like to to headbang and disturb the peace copy and paste to your profile.
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life is short, eat dessert first.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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I <3 POKEMON!!
how can someone not luv these cute little f#ckers
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML
WOW IM A NERD LOLZ
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♥~ MY TRUE FRIENDS♥~
Fake Friends:Never Ask For Food
Real Friends: Are the reason you have no food
Fake Friends: Call your parents Mrs/Mr.
Real Friends: Call your Parents Mom/Dad
FAke Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you wait you did was wrong
Real Friends: Sit next to you and say " Damn... We ******** up, But that s**t was fun!"
Fake Friends:Borrow your stuff for a few days and give it back.
REal Friends: Keep ur s**t so long u forgot u owned it.
Fake Friends:Know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from u
FAke Friends:Leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing
Real Friends:Will kick the crowds a** for kicking u out
Fake Friends: Would knock on ur front door
REal Friends: Walk right in and say "IM HOME"
Fake Friends: Are for awhile
Real Friends: Are forever
Fake Friends: will take ur drink away once uve had enough
Real Friends: Will say stumbling all around "b***h finish that u know we dont waste s**t"
Fake Friends: Talk s**t to the person who talk s**t to u
Real Friends: Will knock the ******** outa them
Fake Friends: Will Read This
Real Friends: Will steal this... like me. ;D
OMGZZ OWL CITY
All Time Low
When she walks away from you mad:
[ Follow her ]
When she stares at your mouth:
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you:
[ Grab her and dont let go ]
When she starts cursing at you:
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet:
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she ignores you:
[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away:
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst:
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying:
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]
When you see her walking:
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared:
[ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder:
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favorite hat:
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you:
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesn't answer for a long time:
[ Reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt:
[ Back yourself up ]
When she says that she loves you:
[ She really does more than you could even understand. ]
When she grabs at you hands:
[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you:
[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret:
[ Keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes:
[ Don't look away until she does ]
When she misses you:
[ She's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart:
[ The pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over:
[ She still wants you to be hers ]
When she tells you she loves you,
[ Tell her you love her back]!
*~Kiss on lips = I love you~*
Kiss on nose = your special
Kiss on ear = I adore you
Kiss on shoulder = your mine
Kiss on cheek = friendship
Kiss on fore head = comfort
Kiss anywhere else = be carefull
Smiling at each other = I like you
Staring = your cute or pretty
Looking at each other = I like you
Holding hands = happiness
Hugs = they care
Slap on the a** = interested
Arm around the waist = i need you
Breathing in your ear = warming up
Raising eyebrows = flirting~*
Looking around = hide`n there feelings
Squeeze on hand = dont leave
Tear drop = im losing you
Crying = I lost you
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╚══╝ ♥♫Music is Life♫❤
does ur name fit cha ?
B: Loves People
C: Good Kisser
D: Makes people laugh.
E: Has eyes.
F: People wild and crazy adore you.
G: Very outgoing.
H: Easy to fall in love with.
I: Loves to laugh and smile.
J: Is really sweet.
K: Really silly.
L: Smile to die for.
M:Makes dating fun.
N: Can kick the s**t out of you. XD
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend or girlfriend.
T: Very good kisser.
U: Is very sexual.
V: Not judgmental.
W: Very Brod minded.
X: Never let People tell u what to do.
Y: Is loved by everyone.
Z: Can be funny but dumb sometime
M:makes dating fun
I:loves to laugh and smile
L:smile to die for
H:easy to fall in love with
N:can kick the s**t out of u XD
L:smile to die for
Y:is loved by everyone
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95% of teen girls would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 ft building about to jump.Copy this if ur one of the 5% who brought popcorn,a chair,and shouted "DO A FLIP!"