The kid next door was running round the garden waving a pretend wand and shouting out spells.
"I bet you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?" I asked him.
"Yeah!" he shouted excitedly.
So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.
Give a man a match & he'll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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