I am a GOD!
~Xo FoXiLiCiOuS oX~
condemned to Diabeetus and Hell: 1
I have over 1,000 items. Several of them past events. Many rare. Dozens of collectibles. Millions of gold worth of items. The net worth of my active inventory is over 2,000,000 gold, not counting my loose gold or G$, or my storage or suitcase. I have items dating back to the genesis of Gaia, itself.
Most of you will never see this level of wealth. Rejoice, for I have graced you with my presence.
I do not need a flashy profile to prove my superiority to you all.
Comment or PM to be added to my list of Worshipers, for when the End comes and Gaia crashes into E-Oblivion, Only the Avatars of the Faithful shall be Saved. Learn the Ways of Avatar-Salvation, which only I can bring you! Worship me, and have your Screen Name written into the .PDF File of Life! Secure your place in the Kingdom on the Great Disc!
No Purchase necessary. Void where prohibited by law. Limit of one entry per screen name. Duplicate entries will be erased from the .PDF of life and their Avatars cast into the Great Electro-Magnetic Pit of E-Heck, to be Erased for all Eternity after the Crash. Reward and punishment shall be redeemed after the Crash or Account Deletion, whichever occurs first. Yes, Keltoi Samurai CAN microwave a burrito so hot he could not eat it AND be able to eat it as well. No, I am not the Father of Gaia, only the Prophet of He whose name is LNZR. Yes, you MUST worship me to attain Salvation, not LNZR. Yes, it does make sense. No, you cannot understand the Divine Illogic that makes this make sense. Yes, you MUST obey Laws in the ToS, Given to us straight from the Keyboard(Metatron) of LNZR. No, it doesn't really matter if you do or not, for even should LNZR deem you worthy of Deletion, if you signed your S/N to the .PDF of Life, you're avatar shall Still live on forever on the Great Disc. No, lip service will not cut it. Yes, though, your name cannot be Cut from the .PDF of Life. It's contradictory, but you must believe it, too. You must be able to hold both notions in your head AND believe them both true simultaneously to be included. Or not, since once your name's in that .PDF, you're guaranteed your place on the Great Disc. Unless you screw up, and it gets erased. Which can't happen.
. . . Whatever.
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Please reference the ToS and the Good Book version 3.5 for further rules and regulations.
I am Death. One of the Four Chocobomen of the Apocalypse. Fear me.
over the Xmas event, I helped over a dozen orphans leave the orphanage. Some would say I'm a great humanitarian.
. . . so why is everyone calling me a cannibal?!
|Worm of Morgoth Wrote:|
|Why does the bible say that God is actually a gay pink flamingo who got totally pissed one day and vomited the universe into being, the largest of the diced carrots becoming the Earth?|
Troll kalla mik
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XxNiqueoxX is directly responsible for my new helm. thank you, friend.
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