knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
Rise to crush the infernal nation!
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