> Favorite colors are:
> Grapes fuel me
> Spiders scare the crap outta me
> I play pokemon
> My friend and I shall rule the world someday
> I'm Asain
> Chinese to be exact
> I play zOMG!
> I like to draw
I can't draw amazingly or anything, but I have my moments.
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete >=3
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it
He who laughs last thinks the slowest
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs
I don't obsess! I think intensely
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!!
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big d**k.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be ******** up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!
If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?
If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?
The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business,
did they see it coming?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and
drink what comes out"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a
If electricity comes from electrons does morality
come from morons?
Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on
envelopes taste like chocolate?
Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of
the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be
Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you
Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If u spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
If vegetarians eat vegetables what do
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped
people at the Special Olympics?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it
If quitters never win and winners never quit how
can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons
and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks!
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didnt zigzag?
After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour
before getting OUT of the water?
If olive oil comes from olives where does baby
oil come from?
Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car
its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a
ship its called CARgo?
If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two
negatives make a positive?
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