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I am Kefka Palazzo, master of the Warring Triad and God of Magic! I rule ALL OF YOU! All those who do not bow down to me shall be DESTROYED! ...Of course all those who do bow down to me will die too. So I suppose it doesn't really matter, Uwheeheehee!!!I come from humble beginnings. Escaping from an abusive orphanage, I joined an Imperial academy in my youth. Of course I graduated at the top of my class. I soon became the apprentice of a stupid old fart called Cid del Norte Marquez. Some time after that I partook in an experimental Magitek infusion which gave me my miraculous magical abilities. Some people think the experiment fractured my mind... WRONG! I've always known how stupid and worthless everything around me is. The side effects of the experiment simply... brought these feelings to light.
From that point on, my natural success reached greater and greater heights. In no time at all I had become Commander of the Magitek Knights and then eventually Imperial Prime Minister... but all of that was taken away from me thanks to Celes Chere! That ingrate!! I'm the reason she became a successful Magitek Knight! And just because I questioned whether she was ready to take on the responsibilities of Rear Admiral(with her well-being in mind), I was demoted to a Court Mage! I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE her!!! And what's more, my old position went to that undeserving sentimental fool, Leo Christophe! HHHHHATE!
Oh well. Despite that rough patch, it was at this point that my life became a tad bit more interesting. I gained possession of a half human half Esper girl called Terra Branford. Her magical abilities were impressive... so I saw fit to put them to good use. I completely enslaved her mind, testing the effects of the Slave Crown by ordering her to kill 50 of the empire's soldiers... which she did. Weeheehaha, that was a fun day! But things turned sour when she didn't return one day from a mission. Clearly she had broken free of the Crown's control. At that point I began to hear rumors that she was hiding in Figaro Castle.
I HATE Figaro! It's hot, and my makeup runs, and I get sand in my boots. And the king of Figaro Castle, Edward is a pinhead! He was hiding Terra from me all along... playing games with me. LYING to me! Ragh! Hate him! And to top it off, Edward, Terra, and the rest of those fools at Figaro all managed to get away from me! It was not a good day.
No matter. I was able to relieve some of my frustrations later on, when I graciously assisted General Leo in his battle with the Doma Kingdom. He wasn't getting the job done nearly fast enough, so as his good friend I took it upon myself to poison Doma's water supply, Ahahakeekeekee!! I killed every man woman and child in that castle. It was glorious! Of course one pesky little knight did get away. And it was that same knight along with Terra, Edgar, and the rest of their moronic friends who foiled my attempt to lay siege to Narge later on! NOTHING was going right for me! All thanks to the IDIOTS around me! But things would soon take a drastic turn for the better, believe me.
This is where my hunt for the power of the Espers truly began. One by one I killed all the Espers the Empire could find. How fun. I took the magicite left behind by the Espers for myself, obtaining greater power. Brilliant! General Leo confronted me... so I killed him! WONDERFUL! Then Gesthal(the Emperorer... not really worth mentioning) and I tracked down the ancient weapon, the Warring Triad. Of course he thought he'd be using its power for himself, but I killed the old fool and used it myself! Aaaand in doing so, I OBLITERATED THE WORLD!!! Yes, that's right! I, unlike certain other pathetic Final Fantasy villains, actually succeeded in bringing about the end of the world(Bet Mama's Boy wished he could do that). Well... close enough. Thousands, millions of lives were destroyed! Continents were ripped apart, fractured! And of this new broken world, I became a God... LITERALLY!
I think it was then that I finally began to understand what it means to enjoy life. Things were fantastic. I spent my days creating horrible monsters, destroying all those who defied me, and being worshipped by my own cult! ...Of course The Returners had to go and return and ruin everything, the jerks. There I was deciding that I was going to finally relinquish my control of the world... bydestroyingeverythinginexistence, and here comes Terra and her little friends ganging up on me and defeating me before I even had a chance to argue my case. *SIGH* .....I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HHHHAAAAATE, all of them!!!
So they leave and have their little victory celebration on their little air ship. And along comes Final Fantasy VII with it's angsty, sexually confused protagonist and of course Sephiroth, the ultimate MAMA'S BOY! ...And everyone goes and forgets all about Ol' Kefka. I bet you don't even know who I am... DO YOU!? Well that's fine. You'll all remember soon enough when I rise up again and destroy everything you hold dear! But until then, remember.... I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE every last one of you!
Oh, and remember to add me to your friend's list. Kya Hahaha Hoohoohoo!
"Son of a submariner!"
Things I Like:
Kefka
Being Kefka
People Who Worship Me
Killing People Who Don't Worship Me
Killing People Who Worship Me
Killing People in General
Destruction
Mayhem
Enslaving
The Pain of Others
The Music of Hundreds of Voices Screaming in Unison
Makeup
Magic
Backstabbing
Things I hate hate hate HATE!:
Terra Branford
Edgar Figaro
Celes Chere
General Leo
Most of the Cast of FFVI
Sephiroth, AKA Mama's Boy
Final Fantasy VII
The Joker (for stealing my style)
Kefka Impersonators
Life
Hope
Dreams
Joy
Love
All things Good and Pure
All Things in General
You
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P.S. I don't think you want to miss this....
[[ Bleh, sorry for being random, I can't help it... ;;>.> I'm a Kefka Fan...]]