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Hi, below is just a crap load of stuff i found funny. Just a bit about me: i am a GIRL. I live in Canada. I do not own a polar bear or drive a sled to school. I like anime and manga and fantasy novels/stories and i read FANFICTION!!!!!

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.



heres quotes i lik!

i am free of all prejudice, i hate everyone equally

'shaddup u piece of $h!t'
'ts not nice to call people pieces of $h!t, u piece of $h!t'

some anime/manga quotes:

"High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls..." -Shigure Sohma


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Kyo Sohma: "One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!"
Yuki Sohma: "I'm sorry."

Kyo Sohma: "Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?"

Yuki Sohma: "Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public".

Kyo Sohma: "Oh that's it! We're taking this outside!"

Yuki Sohma:" We ARE outside, you stupid cat."


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"High school girls! 1, 2, 3! High School Girls! All for me!" -Shigure Sohma
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(Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyo's shirt, causing it to rip in two)
Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen!

Kagura: My love!

Kyo Sohma: My shirt!


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"Submit to me!" -Ayame Sohma
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(Beyblade)
"Well, there's no Kai in team either" -Kai Hiwatari


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"Yeah, sure, whatever. Enjoy your home cooked Kenny burgers" -Kai Hiwatari
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"Why don't you try smiling, Kai? Or are you just afraid your face might crack?" Tyson Granger
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(Rurouni Kenshin)
"There's a safer place to go than Shanghai" Saito cuts off the man's head "a place called hell"


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"Ahou" -Saito Hajime
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"One may tame a dog with food...or tame a man with money...but taming a wolf of Mibu...that none may do."-Saito Hajime
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"A wolf is a wolf... as Shensengumi is Shensengumi... and Hitokiri is Hitokiri... Right Battousai?" -Saito Hajime
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Ishin Shishi "You people will never win this war!"
Saitou: "You can say that if it makes you feel better."


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"I'll kill you now"? That's my line- Kenshin Himura
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"Ugly! I'll have you know they call me The Rose of Martial Arts around here!" -Kaoru Kamiya
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(Naruto)
"Kakashi: Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die." -Kakashi Hatake


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Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are trying to get two bells attached to Kakashi's waist
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm reading. I wish to see what happens next in this story." -Kakashi Hatake

"No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" -Kakashi Hatake
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(about Sasuke's new technique) "You'll wet your pants". -Kakashi Hatake


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(Dragon ball/Dragon ball Z/ Dragon ball GT)
"Goku, wedding is not a food." -Chi-chi


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"That's what you think, Captain Cocky!" -Goku
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"How can androids have babies?" -Goku
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Woman: Goku, you must listen to me. Do you have any idea what you're up against?
Goku: Sure. Scumbags


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"If you give up now I promise to turn you into something useful, like a toaster or a washing machine."- Vegeta
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Vegeta: I'd rather die than fuse with you!
Goku: Vegeta, you're already dead!


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"Kakarot! Stop poking me in the eye you idiot!" -Vegeta
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"Don't go daddy, I like you" -Goten
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"Hey Goten, did anyone ever tell you that you're stupid?" -Trunks
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(Shaman King)
"And now it's time for formal introductions. Eliza, my darling, meet Yoh Asakura. Yoh Asakura, meet your doom!" -Faust


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"It's okay. There's no pain. (something snaps inside Morty) Oops! (grins maniacally at Yoh) I'm sorry" -Faust
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"How rude! You knocked his block off, and you didn't even have the courtesy to yell 'Heads up'!"-Faust
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Len Tao: Your friend thinks he can win the prize crown, but he has no hope whatsoever. He is a mere shadow of a true shaman and he will be the first in a long line to perish in my hands.
Morty: Step awaaaay from the psycho...


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(Yu-Gi-Oh!)
I've been giving this same friendship speech for years. Hasn't it sunk in yet?-Tea


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Joey goes to eat a mushroom growing on a tree
Yugi Moto: No, Joey, wild mushrooms are poisonous!

Mai Valentine: (enters) So do us all a favor and let him eat it!


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Yugi is being badly beaten in his duel with Mai
Tea Garnder: Yugi! You can still turn this around. I know you can!

Joey Wheeler: Uh... yeah, it only looks hopeless!


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Joey Wheeler: I'm such a sensitiiiiivvve guy!
Tristan Taylor: ...When you're not being a pain...

Tea Garnder: Which is... most of the time...

Joey Wheeler: Ah, my adoring fans...


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"Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!"- Seto Kaiba
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Tristan Taylor: (thinking) I'll ask Serenity if she wants to look at the romantic view with me.
Duke Devlin: Hey, Serenity, want to check out the view?

Tristan Taylor: Hey, that was my line!


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Noah: So, you think I'm insane for wanting to claim what's rightfully mine?
Seto Kaiba: No, I think you're insane for trapping me in a virtual computer program and forcing me to duel you!


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Seto Kaiba: It's the latest state-of-the-art system that recreates the virtual dueling arena setting anywhere.
Joey Wheeler: Looks like a regular old briefcase to me.

Seto Kaiba: It's in the briefcase, you moron.


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Joey Wheeler: (while sleeping) Hey!
Yami Bakura: (trying to steal Joey's cards suddenly freezes when Joey yells)

Joey Wheeler: (sleepily) That's my pizza


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"Anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified! Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late." -Seto Kaiba
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Joey Wheeler: (after beating Dartz) Well guys, let's go home! There's probably some new evil psycho waiting for us back there!
Tristan Taylor: Thae sad thing is, he's probably right.


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"I'm here to kick a** and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum..." -Seto Kaiba
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Tea Garnder: Let's do it!
Joey Wheeler: Yeah!... what are we doing?

Tristan Taylor: We're being there for Yugi!

Joey Wheeler: Riiiight... by doing what exactly?


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Seto Kaiba: When will these people learn this is only a card game?
(looks at the Millennium Eye on his desk, and holds it up to eye level)

Seto Kaiba: What are you looking at? You think you can change my mind? I am not flying to Egypt. Look at me, I'm talking to some antique golden eyeball.

other funny stuff:
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

ifr quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

whise cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?


Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived

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Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?


Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

"Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos" -SRW

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters whether I win or lose."- Anonymous

"Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."-Anonymous

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous

"Mean people suck,
Nice people swallow,
Stupid people choke,
And weird people gargle."-SRW

"Beauty that catches the eye will fade away. But beauty that catches the heart, will always stay"-IDR

"Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together". -IDR

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean their not out to get you, my friend" ~ Lorelai, Gilmore Girls (Channeling Tenshi's spirit)

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." ~Elbert Hubbard.

"To put it nicely, I hope you choke"-PWA

"Love is giving someone the power to break you but trusting them not to"-PWA

"'Loved' isn't a word. There is no past tense to love. If you love someone you will always love them. No matter what."-PWA

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."-PWA

"Come to the dark side...we have cookies"-PWA

"Yeah I'm down but not out and far from done"-PWA

"Don't smoke. There are way cooler ways to die"-PWA

"Life isn't about the breaths you take... It's about the moments that take your breath away."-PWA

"The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas"-PWA

"Everone's gonna hurt you sooner or later. You just have to decide who's worth the pain"-PWA

"Death which hath sucked the honey of thy breath hath had no power yet upon thy beauty"-Romeo&Edward

"Here's to responsibility twice a week...and recklessness everyday in between"-Bella

"Time passes...even when it seems...impossible"-Bella

"You shot across my sky like a meteor"-Edward

"Stupid, stupid! How could you die on me?"-Kagome

"Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot"-FOM

"Please make a conscious effort to keep yourself safe. I'll do everything I can, but I would appreciate a little help."- Edward

"Do you really have any idea how important you are to me? Any concept at all of how much I love you?"- Edward

"What part of 'mortal enemies' is to complicated for you to [understand?"- Jacob

"Do you realize that your insatiable pull for all things deadly was strong enough to recover a pack of mutant canines from extinction?"- Edward

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."- William Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."-Steven Wright

"Oh, a sadistic vampire intending on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off the meet him. An I.V. on the other hand…”-Edward

“If I could dream at all it would be about you.”-Edward

("No."- Rosalie "

"Absoloutely not."- Bella

"Nice."- Jasper

"Idiots."- Alice)

("What if I told you to take me to Vegas right now? Would I be a vampire in three days?"- Bella

"Sure. I'll get my car."- Edward

"Dammit."- Bella)

"You're wounding my ego Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke."- Edward

"Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge."-SRW

"Define normal..."-Eragon

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."-IRD

"Maybe it's just the morning light, but he looks cool standing there with his sword"-Kagome

"I thought I was going to lose you. I was teriffied"-Inuyasha (It was so CUTE. Specially considering he never shows fear)

"Yeah, he's cute. (pulls Inuyasha's dog ear) If you're into dogs"-Kagome

"Stop calling it luck!!! It's skill."-Inuyasha

("You'd better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?""-Kagome

"Fine, I'll avenge you already!"-Inuyasha)

"If all else perished and he remained, I should still continue to be: and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger: and I should not seem a part of it"-Catherine

"And they will bow before you, and you will be King of the Wind. I promise it"-Agba in King of the Wind

"We-well, we're kind of amazing"-Max

"A fine nose the doggy has"-Kagura (refering to Inuyasha)

"If I ever had a good, easy day, I'd probably freak out"-Max

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to"-Fang

"My life would never contain a convinient, pain-saving plan when it could stretch out a problem into an endless agony of uncertainty and torture"-Max

"An isolation tank. Nothing but me, my totally screwed-up conciousness, and the Voice. Well, I could probably stand this for, say, oh, ten minutes beore I went stark-raving nuts"-Max

"An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."-SRW

"'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!"-IDR

"Rowr!" - Fang

"That staircase was terrifing. It was pure evil. It was out to get me"-Max in fafic Dazed and Confused

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it"-Fang

"I would rather die with honor than live in shame"-King Arthur

"I do not know. If I did, it would not be adventure"-Marhalt

"The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?"-Sokka

"Never match force with force, but study your oppponent before you fight, learn his strengths as well as his weaknesses, so that you may avoid the first and utilize the second"-Lady Lyne

in other words:

"Know thyne enemy"

"How can I, a mere dragon, tell a man like you what to do. In fact, we should all just stand in awe at your brilliance of finding the only dead end" Saphira (from Eragon)

"And I did all that without a single drop of Rum!" Captain Jack Sparrow.

"But why is the Rum gone?" Captain Jack Sparrow.

"Wait- nobody move. I dropped my brain!" Davy-Jonesish Captain Jack Sparrow.

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?" Captain Jack Sparrow.

"You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you need to watch out for" Captain Jack Sparrow

"Your ipod's dead mate. There's no chance of recovery. RIP"-FOM

=/I/=

Check this out...

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile



MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

(whispers in ear) hey guys guess what...( screams) I GOT A JAR OF DIRT I GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!!!!

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. But i shall run it over and live forever!MWAHAHAHA!)

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.( 100 agreeable)

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick ( YAY!)

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!( This should br on a shirt!)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.( TWILIGHT IS REAL!)

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"When live hands you lemons, throw them back and ask for the Cullen Men!"

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen) ( all i heard was edward cullen.smilies/icon_smile.gif

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Guys should be like Edward-rich,strong,and hot

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

...does this mean Edward is like a latte? ( I want myself a latte)

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have( haha!)

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

He Said:

I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.

She Said:

You wear pants don't you?( ooooooh! BURNED!)

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Behind every b***h there's a guy that made her that way

My heart is not a playground

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

Did you just call me a b***h? Because a b***h is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. ( And everyone else is inside while i have a hell of a time in the rain.)

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!(Exactly!)

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.

Love can come in many different colors.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.(I hear ya.)

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.( I always laugh in science and everyone thinks i am a freak because of it! Oh well they are all bitches anyway!)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, we don't think of it as a 'You had to be there' type of thing, but a 'You have to be mentally retarded like us' type of thing.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. ( Mie and my friends melissas friedship. we always humiliate each other)

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

I often break out with random dance moves( sTORY TIME yay!! K I was listeng 2 my ipod and reading when i suddenlt started dancing.)

I hear voices, and they don't like you. ( My voice i usually hear always hates the peeps i hate. Voice( Seriously saying this : Yep!)

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.( I NEVER tell any one but if i did they would call me freak and be jealous,)

I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum! I got fanfiction and bubblegum!HA!)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely. ( ME WITH TWILIGHT!!)

You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.( I Love this one!)

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. ( Pssh.. Imagainary friends are overrated, voices are al the rage.)

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. ( Sigh i hear yah.)

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!( sO ME)

I think you're breaking my Gay-dar ( aLL THE BOYS IN MY GRADE ARE JUST LIKE THIS I KNOW SCARY!)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?( I will because i would have taken over the world! Voice: You are crazy. Me: Shut up, Voice: No. Me I shall hit you with an imaganary hammer! Voice: You are stupid. )

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again ( umm... so like me it is scary! Stalker!)

Behind every b***h there's a guy that made her that way ( Or they are just born bitches.)

My heart is not a playground. ( Its an organ. Not the instrument though that would be pretty cool.)

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goooooooooooood ( you have no idea. - happy sigh-)

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms ( Iam so with you there)

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT ( I aid something like this to agirl who called me emo and she ran away from me so i followed her, she called me a freak and i said i would give her a 5 second head start she asked for what and i said to run away before your plastic nose is broken, b***h , she ran into the bathroom and locked the door. Me and my friends were laughing so hard! K i'll shut up now)

We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.

We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!( AT least they didn't take your heart. Its an organ.)

It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon.

Shun the nonbeliever. SSHHUUNN!! SSHHUUNNN

you know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

it's always the last place you look. well dur!! why would i keep looking after i found it smartness!!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

AN apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit(CARLISLE!).

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

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