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*Ish Glowy*

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Registered: 09/13/2007

Gender: Female

Location: In Your Worst of Dreams, And Your Best of Nightmares

Birthday: 08/31/1985

The Dragon

Here is a bit 'o humour....
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, All Kentuckians, Tennesseans AND West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

- You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .



And furthermore...

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"
- She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."


2. She is not "EASY"
- She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE"
-She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND"
- She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."


5. She does not "NAG" you
- She becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE."


6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER"
- She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT"
- He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."




2. He is not a "BAD DANCER"
- He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."



3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME"
- He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING"
- He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."


5. He does not act like a "TOTAL JERK"
- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."


6. it's not his "CRACK" you see peeking out of his pants
- It's "REAR CLEAVAGE.
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Aside from my obvious taste in humour, I like other things too. There's just too much here to try and slather everyone with the drivel I say about myself. So just drop me a line and figure it out from there.

... It's been a while


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Dr Frankensteak Report | 05/25/2014 6:06 pm
Dr Frankensteak
Don't miserable! just break into song and dance, become a musical! Then you will be happable!
Vox_Draconis Report | 08/31/2013 11:57 am
Vox_Draconis
Happy Birthday
Vox_Draconis Report | 08/04/2013 1:51 pm
Vox_Draconis
Facilis descencus Averno. Qui non vetat peccare, c** possit, iubet.

-sneak.....sneak.....sneak........poke...hugs-
Sine cruce, sine luce, nihil interit. Pulvis et umbra sumus
Tomha_Domizoko Report | 03/16/2013 2:14 pm
Tomha_Domizoko
cool avi
Vox_Draconis Report | 12/04/2012 12:01 pm
Vox_Draconis
why so miserable?
Blackveil228 Report | 08/28/2012 2:54 pm
Blackveil228
I love your hair
Vox_Draconis Report | 07/05/2012 4:28 pm
Vox_Draconis
Facilis descencus Averno. Qui non vetat peccare, c** possit, iubet.

I got back from work stupidly late and then fell asleep due to exhaustion.
Sine cruce, sine luce, nihil interit. Pulvis et umbra sumus
Vox_Draconis Report | 07/04/2012 3:04 pm
Vox_Draconis
Facilis descencus Averno. Qui non vetat peccare, c** possit, iubet.

Now where are you hiding.... -noms-
Sine cruce, sine luce, nihil interit. Pulvis et umbra sumus
labellbaby Report | 07/02/2012 3:29 pm
labellbaby
Hello
How are you doing today hope fine my name is miss Labell Philip and l see
you today on /www.gaiaonline.com i became interested in you, and
all so have an

important
thing to discuses with you,if you dot`t mind i will like to have a good
relationship

with you, please write me back at (philip_labell@yahoo.in) for more details.and my pic,i hope to hear
from you,
Yours Labell philip

Vox_Draconis Report | 06/26/2012 8:03 am
Vox_Draconis
-onmninomninominom- biggrin

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