OMG DAMMIT WOMAN What are you!? BEETLEJUICE?? Say your name and you're automatically summoned!??
Where the ******** have you BEEN? I was starting to think you were a crazy-a** hallucination brought on by insanity of something!
Wait wait wait don't tell me, did you actually finally sober up from the drunken, drug-fueled craze that was south America?
Long time no see is ******** RIGHT woulda been a lot sooner and you know it you slag.
I don't know whether to be happy, or be sick right now
So how the ******** is everything?
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