AboutI'm Lee Kanker! I'm the older, hotter, and smarter of the three Kanker sisters! My man is Eddy, the little loud mouthed twerp I'm going to (forcibly) marry some day! And he'll get no say in it! Oh, and don't touch my hair!
I'm Marie Kanker, and don't listen to Lee! She doesn't know what she's talking about! In addition to being the smartest and hottest, I'm also the toughest! Double D, my guy, is way better than Ed or Eddy, even though they're all cute! But Edd is the only one for me! Or else!
Um, I'm May Kanker! I like stuff, like being pretty and junk! Marie and Lee boss me a round a lot, but I don't mind; everyone knows I'm the prettiest. Even though Ed, the love of my life, is a lug head, he's bestest ever! He's also my boyfriend. He just doesn't know it yet.