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"Kalen Chase is the lead singer for the bands Illium and The Changing. He is also a member of Korn's backing band where he provides backing vocals, percussion and guitar during live performance's."

That's according to Wikipedia. What the ********, man? Where's my big article? I get one ******** paragraph, composed of two little sentences? That's bullshit! That's ******** bullshit! But at least it gets the point across, and gets you, the poor reader, to know me without me putting forth any effort.
So if you don't know me, now you do.

I'm ********!



Well, not the actual Kalen, just a fun little impostor that sprouted from his left n****e. The real Kalen wouldn't waste his life away on a life-wasting site such as this. But onto what I'm about:
I don't know why I'm here. Probably to support KoRn, like I have been doing for the past eternity, and keep you KoRn fans entertained. I like shiny things. I don't like carrots. Any type of alcohol keeps this deranged bunny happy.


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ZeeCrazayHobo

Report | 07/22/2010 8:16 am

ZeeCrazayHobo

cool avi
ZeeCrazayHobo

Report | 07/22/2010 8:16 am

ZeeCrazayHobo

Cool avi!
hiei4ever

Report | 07/07/2008 1:42 pm

hiei4ever

wooo, I like the new sexy look. xD
ZeeCrazayHobo

Report | 07/07/2008 11:16 am

ZeeCrazayHobo

I've been streaked! D:
Korn - Jonathan Davis

Report | 03/25/2008 12:57 am

Korn - Jonathan Davis

'ey. Get your a** in the COTK Guild and check out the new announcement.
Korn - Jonathan Davis

Report | 01/22/2008 5:00 pm

Korn - Jonathan Davis

youve added quite a bit of stuff to this little page
Subliminal Zombie

Report | 11/25/2007 10:49 am

Subliminal Zombie

xDD You little white puff of fluff.

You're ******** halarious.
Subliminal Zombie

Report | 11/11/2007 2:59 am

Subliminal Zombie

Your voice is going to end up sounding like dying frogs when you're done with the tour. :]
Jakal Gore

Report | 10/23/2007 9:08 pm

Jakal Gore

Hallo thar Mr. Albino bunny! Ya know if Gaia werent so gay about its layering issues than you could make the new you!
+[Unholy_Rage]+

Report | 10/15/2007 5:47 am

+[Unholy_Rage]+

Awww! Thanks for the onion xD

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