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"Kalen Chase is the lead singer for the bands Illium and The Changing. He is also a member of Korn's backing band where he provides backing vocals, percussion and guitar during live performance's."
That's according to Wikipedia. What the ********, man? Where's my big article? I get one ******** paragraph, composed of two little sentences? That's bullshit! That's ******** bullshit! But at least it gets the point across, and gets you, the poor reader, to know me without me putting forth any effort.
So if you don't know me, now you do.
I'm ********!
Well, not the actual Kalen, just a fun little impostor that sprouted from his left n****e. The real Kalen wouldn't waste his life away on a life-wasting site such as this. But onto what I'm about:
I don't know why I'm here. Probably to support KoRn, like I have been doing for the past eternity, and keep you KoRn fans entertained. I like shiny things. I don't like carrots. Any type of alcohol keeps this deranged bunny happy.

...or I'll drink all your beer.
"Kalen Chase is the lead singer for the bands Illium and The Changing. He is also a member of Korn's backing band where he provides backing vocals, percussion and guitar during live performance's."
That's according to Wikipedia. What the ********, man? Where's my big article? I get one ******** paragraph, composed of two little sentences? That's bullshit! That's ******** bullshit! But at least it gets the point across, and gets you, the poor reader, to know me without me putting forth any effort.
So if you don't know me, now you do.
I'm ********!
Well, not the actual Kalen, just a fun little impostor that sprouted from his left n****e. The real Kalen wouldn't waste his life away on a life-wasting site such as this. But onto what I'm about:
I don't know why I'm here. Probably to support KoRn, like I have been doing for the past eternity, and keep you KoRn fans entertained. I like shiny things. I don't like carrots. Any type of alcohol keeps this deranged bunny happy.

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