Q. Are you a robot?
I get this a lot. No, I'm not a robot, but I do like complete sentences. Which is exactly what a robot would say to convince you they weren't a robot, so you're just going to have to trust me on this. Or give me the Voigt-Kampf Test.
Q. What do you mod? (okay, fake question, no one ever asks this one. :T )
I mod the AD, PP, GD, Art Arena, and Friend's Chat. I love the AD best, but it is sadly unrequited most of the time. I'm like that guy who hangs around a girl for years, hoping it'll finally notice it. Except it's a forum. And I'm not a guy.
Q. Do you think false FAQs are funny?
No, not at all!
Q. Do you think false FAQs are witty?
Well, maybe a little. I'm pretty sure I'm wrong, though.
Q. Did you draw that thing in your signature?
Well, if it looks like it was drawn (Ie, it's not obviously a real person), then yes, I almost certainly did. I do draw most of my signature images.
Q. Will you draw me/enter my contest/etc?
Probably not, even if you offer me more gold than I could imagine (to be fair, I can probably think up a larger number than is actually in circulation in Gaia, and I will cheat and google one if I can't). I only rarely am available for commissions, as I'm busy as a computer science major and a mod, and when I am, I will certainly have an auction or shop thread linked in my signature.
Q. Why didn't you move that thread/delete that spam/ban that guy before I even reported it? Why do I have to do everything around here if you're the mod?
Mods are volunteers, and as many sermons as I spent praying for superpowers as a kid, I wasn't blessed with precognition or telepathy. If you don't report it, I might just not see it, or I might be offline. I'm afraid this is probably the best proof that I'm not a robot after all.
Q. How old are you? Where are you from?
Probably older than you, unless you're older than me. Texas.
Q. Is your avatar supposed to be ________ from ________?
I am easily amused by avatar cosplay; if it looks like I'm doing one, odds are, I am. Even if it looks like a terrible job of one - I never said I was good at it.
Q. Are you going to ban me?
Why, are you doing something that will get you banned?