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Hello!

Q. Are you a robot?
I get this a lot. No, I'm not a robot, but I do like complete sentences. Which is exactly what a robot would say to convince you they weren't a robot, so you're just going to have to trust me on this. Or give me the Voigt-Kampf Test.

Q. What do you mod? (okay, fake question, no one ever asks this one. :T )
I mod the AD, PP, GD, Art Arena, and Friend's Chat. I love the AD best, but it is sadly unrequited most of the time. I'm like that guy who hangs around a girl for years, hoping it'll finally notice it. Except it's a forum. And I'm not a guy.

Q. Do you think false FAQs are funny?
No, not at all!

Q. Do you think false FAQs are witty?
Well, maybe a little. I'm pretty sure I'm wrong, though.

Q. Did you draw that thing in your signature?
Well, if it looks like it was drawn (Ie, it's not obviously a real person), then yes, I almost certainly did. I do draw most of my signature images.

Q. Will you draw me/enter my contest/etc?
Probably not, even if you offer me more gold than I could imagine (to be fair, I can probably think up a larger number than is actually in circulation in Gaia, and I will cheat and google one if I can't). I only rarely am available for commissions, as I'm busy as a computer science major and a mod, and when I am, I will certainly have an auction or shop thread linked in my signature.

Q. Why didn't you move that thread/delete that spam/ban that guy before I even reported it? Why do I have to do everything around here if you're the mod?
Mods are volunteers, and as many sermons as I spent praying for superpowers as a kid, I wasn't blessed with precognition or telepathy. If you don't report it, I might just not see it, or I might be offline. I'm afraid this is probably the best proof that I'm not a robot after all.

Q. How old are you? Where are you from?
Probably older than you, unless you're older than me. Texas.

Q. Is your avatar supposed to be ________ from ________?
I am easily amused by avatar cosplay; if it looks like I'm doing one, odds are, I am. Even if it looks like a terrible job of one - I never said I was good at it.

Q. Are you going to ban me?
Why, are you doing something that will get you banned?

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Mackz_X

Report | 06/21/2010 2:27 am

Mackz_X

Totally could use a new wig right about now biggrin
PK Flash

Report | 04/02/2010 6:39 pm

PK Flash

I AM THE CUTEST EASTER ZOMBIE! delicious candy-coated braaaainssss~♪
PK Flash

Report | 04/02/2010 6:30 pm

PK Flash

kai i am going to roll all over your comment page and you are going to like it. kthxbai♥
Dizai

Report | 09/07/2009 5:51 pm

Dizai

I definitely prefer this over the shoes and starter dress they handed me years ago. xd

Coloring can drive me up a wall at times, so a collab piece would be a lot of fun! I love your coloring. <3 Maybe I could finally draw that OC I've been meaning to redesign, or I could do some lines for a character that you like. Also, you should seriously upload some pictures of your phone and keyboard. The gold sounds really pretty.

Also, gears. biggrin
Dizai

Report | 05/13/2009 1:52 pm

Dizai

Would it be sad to admit that I actually have enough money now to pay you for something from your old art shop? It took me almost 4 years to get enough for a headshot. XD
Dizai

Report | 04/12/2009 9:41 pm

Dizai

All the bright fuzzy stuff. The bunnies amuse me.

I must say that I'm still poor. That hasn't changed much. XD
Dizai

Report | 04/12/2009 9:30 pm

Dizai

Wow, this site has changed a bunch. O_o
Dizai

Report | 04/12/2009 9:22 pm

Dizai

Wow, this site has changed a bunch. O_o
Dark_Shadow_knight808

Report | 11/16/2008 2:41 am

Dark_Shadow_knight808

i am super sorry for asking you this again i just for got what the link is again im so sorry
PK Flash

Report | 09/26/2008 5:54 am

PK Flash

imma spammin' ur commentbox