Just a Dirty Old Man

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Last Login: 04/08/2014 11:15 am

Registered: 08/10/2006

Gender: Male

Location: I forget

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About this old man

Name: Don't worry about it
Age: I wasn't born in 1900, but I am still older than most of you on here
Job: Dirty Old Man
How Dirty? You have no idea
Looks: I am old and unattractive, what do you think?
Likes: Pretty things
Dislikes: Just about everything else
Messengers: I have them, ask and maybe you will be added

Details: Some exaggerations above, but no outright lies. I like all sorts of women and will pretty much talk to anyone. I won't stalk you. I won't fall in love with you. I will flirt with you. I will be rather dirty. If you actually want to know more about who I really am then you have to stick around. I won't share intimate details with someone that I just met, no matter how pretty she is. Now get off my lawn!

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Very_Naughty_Girly Report | 08/07/2013 12:56 am
Very_Naughty_Girly
Oh goodness, we're in the same guild, and I'm sorry to step on your lawn, but I need someone to apply lotion to me so I can sunbathe. Any chance you can help?
-Explosion-Array- Report | 02/01/2013 3:50 am
-Explosion-Array-
Adorable profile! Oh, we're in the same guild. How about that? XD
xNeon_Shroomx Report | 03/17/2012 8:06 am
xNeon_Shroomx
Hey you, miss talking to ya.
Faerie KatrinaZ Report | 12/28/2011 8:02 pm
Faerie KatrinaZ
Happy Birthday, Old Man! 4laugh
pistoIs Report | 11/17/2011 2:01 pm
pistoIs
CAN I GET MY VOLLEYBALL THAN!?!?

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Oh snap its you Report | 11/16/2011 7:56 pm
Oh snap its you
btw..My ball fell on your lawn I:

..Can I have it back?
Oh snap its you Report | 11/16/2011 7:54 pm
Oh snap its you
I'm sorry for the radom comment but I just want to say

COOL PROFILE! xd !!! your profile made me laugh and made my day! xd

Thank you rofl
lil miss Dyspareunia Report | 09/08/2011 12:36 pm
lil miss Dyspareunia
I seen ya lurkin in my profile. heart
lovemeforeverandeverbabe Report | 07/30/2011 5:19 pm
lovemeforeverandeverbabe
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Plugabugz Report | 04/15/2011 3:44 pm
Plugabugz
whahahahhahahaha!

I just read you 'about me' section and I loved it wink
It makes me go yelling at you that you're in no need to stop partying and you should make a stop in Amsterdam if you ever come by, because I already think you're hilarious! rofl My name is Caroline and I ran in to your profile because we seem to have some mutual friends according to the 'my gaia' page. So hey mice to meet you!

mkay.. *pfew* I ran out of laughs finally. And now I forgot what it was about.. oh wait yeah! You never fall inlove? Oh comon stop fooling yourself. You gotta be inlove with someone or something? Care to share?

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People who I told to get off my lawn because they really annoyed me: 16

 
 
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Get off my lawn!!!

If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!

I am old, and look what it gets me!

When old as I you get, as sexy as me you will not be.