Just a Dirty Old Man

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Last Login: 12/14/2017 8:03 am

Registered: 08/10/2006

Gender: Male

Location: I forget

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Name: Don't worry about it
Age: I wasn't born in 1900, but I am still older than most of you on here
Job: Dirty Old Man
How Dirty? You have no idea
Looks: I am old and unattractive, what do you think?
Likes: Pretty things
Dislikes: Just about everything else
Messengers: I have them, ask and maybe you will be added

Details: Some exaggerations above, but no outright lies. I like all sorts of women and will pretty much talk to anyone. I won't stalk you. I won't fall in love with you. I will flirt with you. I will be rather dirty. If you actually want to know more about who I really am then you have to stick around. I won't share intimate details with someone that I just met, no matter how pretty she is. Now get off my lawn!

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dgfg34w2fqt6jj8d4tr4nn5 Report | 09/22/2016 11:45 am
Zanaphine Report | 09/01/2015 9:30 am
So you ARE still around lol
Teenberry Report | 06/04/2015 1:24 pm
Ethereal Grasp Report | 05/18/2015 8:13 am
Ethereal Grasp
You haven't had a comment in awhile.
Allow me to change that, sir!
Angel-lover-girl1214 Report | 10/09/2014 8:11 am
violry Report | 06/09/2014 6:04 am
//Tramples all over your lawn and brings a group of friends and has a BBQ.
Sliding Shine Report | 05/19/2014 12:48 pm
Sliding Shine
Probably older than you.
Very_Naughty_Girly Report | 08/07/2013 12:56 am
Oh goodness, we're in the same guild, and I'm sorry to step on your lawn, but I need someone to apply lotion to me so I can sunbathe. Any chance you can help?
-Explosion-Array- Report | 02/01/2013 3:50 am
Adorable profile! Oh, we're in the same guild. How about that? XD
xNeon_Shroomx Report | 03/17/2012 8:06 am
Hey you, miss talking to ya.


Send me a PM, I might just get a heart attack!

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People who I told to get off my lawn because they really annoyed me: 16


Get off my lawn!!!

If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!

I am old, and look what it gets me!

When old as I you get, as sexy as me you will not be.