Buff and scarred.
A woman's battlefield.
Her pride is on the line.
One woman...
One main dish...
A family of fat ******** />This summer, Kera is... The apprentice ramsay."

lots of walnuts on these treats
made for you, made of sweets
do you find it better than poultry and meats?
surely better than celery and beets
-Dan Winters

Roses are red
violets aren't blue
this poem was written
especially for you
-Veria Alsmont

(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ 1,2,3
bye. *:・゚

Jumentous your face is like spring back in my home town..

I wish I knew how to write poems
-Infamous Lithium

Rose are red
Bacon is red
I like bacon
I like you.

You asked me to write with vigor
A ditty of presumptuous woo
So staggered, the best I come up with
Is a poem of veritable poo.

To the girl with the antlers,
and the lovely red eyes
If I found your body in the woods
I'd ward off the flies
So you would stay pretty
Even after you die...s
-violet fantasay

So, here you are staring,
a million stars spinning above your head,
For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
as I stand here thinking
them eyes are way qt.

The sidewalk grows with a rainy light.
Fast, faceless women roughly signal a cold, faithless man.
The Corners sell despair, stinking old cologne.
Fear, anger, and desire.
-The Plasmarifle

Roses are red

violets are blue

i l ike you face
-NoT WhAt

Dear Jumentous,

We will never know each other

like you know that special someone

but atleast our paths met

on cb this horrible sunday.

We will live our lives separately

attempting to bring meaning to our lives desperately

trying to achieve our dreams continuously

only to fail or succeed

the choice is yours and mine

and the will of the gaian gods.

rose red violet blue i c** in my dad shoe
-helo my nam lindo

Ah, the day that one asks for a poem,
Is the day that the Chatterbox show 'em,
All the nasty, and ghastly, of the human mind,
Only if to make them pass a little time
-Mistress DragonFlame

For the presence of Death,
Abated it’s breath.
And all men kneeled in awe.
For it was foreshown,
And humanity known
Jumentous! Stood one who killed God.
-Immortal Traceur

once there was a fine lil mamma
she said "ay can u spare tha dolla?"
ofc im a shady fella
wanted her to feel like cinderalla
so i showed her i was thicc
and she was like "ayo u got that big dicc"

We fear what we cannot contain
for this we take our toll.
We expect the sky to rain
though that's not in our control.

Hair blue as a robin's egg,
Wings black as coal.
Eyes piercing as an arrow head,
Posture of a noble soul.

How do I describe Jumentous?
With these words I cannot describe
The beauty and grace of this user,
Nor the joy that Ju brings to my mind.
- A Monochrome Nightmare

»roses are red
violets are blue
here's 10b
buy yourself something pretty
-Cuttin Up Hookers

"Jumentous my dear
Haikus are poems also
Should pay me for this"
-Hellbound Dreams

You are like a dove that flies from above,
You are like a tree, you can see me 360 degree,
You are like a rainbow, I can see you through any window,
Am I inlove because I kept on asking from God.

Love me for long time
Long time equals three days here
Should have signed pre-nup
-Hellbound Dreams

We are so far apart, still your in my Heart,
Thoughts just keep on running in my mind,
Wandering why you're so hard to find,
Oh My Gosh! I am really in love.

That is what she said
Always answer in haiku
Can do this all day
-Hellbound Dreams

i love jelly beans theyre yum
if you want i give you sum
they gon make us fly to space
were gona find the marshmellowrace
they will teach us how to dance
like they do on planet shrance
then we ll all get really high
because we want to fly up the sky

I highly doubt that
Should not copy someone else
Be true to yourself
-Hellbound Dreams

Awesome to hear that
Flooding your heart with haikus
I bet you love it
-Hellbound Dreams

I do not need rest
Just ate my fill at dinner
Round two begins now
-Hellbound Dreams

Your heart is enormous
I'd like to give you something
Probably a forehead kiss
-Fitze, 2015

Roses are Red.
Violets are blue.
Watch down girl,
I'm gonna hurl.

you are momentous.
with pale nude pixels
the sky parts,
and she who descends is
"how splendid!" chant the
the elderly echo,
all who deny are demented,
for the fabled one has come
and graced earth with her presence.
the infinite, omnipotent,
gaia user jumentous.
-kid incubus

It was delicious
Burgers, hot dogs, and some chips
George Foreman grills rule

Are you hungry now?
Can grill up more food right now
Rather cook it fresh
-Hellbound Dreams

Sadly I do not
I love barbecue beef ribs
Not a fan of pork
-Hellbound Dreams

weeks went by that felt like hours
spring would lie in summer showers
in my hair were winter flowers

this has only just begun
autumn winds have surely sprung
twilight nights hung among

colours of the masquerade
watch as they fall away
faceless under faces made

and we said
this has only just begun
in the end
time forever favors the young

Foam from the rivermouth
Knocks the glassy eye askew
Our sight is foam and water
Currents surging to start anew.


You are a clever thing to say.
A funny thought stand still...
-the saint was evil

Well you said no balls
We prefer different things
Could cook you pork ribs

I do not like pork
You can have all the pork ribs
More beef ribs for me

Still writing haiku
I'm sure you are sick of it
But this is your fault
-Hellbound Dreams

chips are round
hash browns are too
fries can be crispy
fried potato for you
-Intricate Moo

roses are black
violets are black
everything is black
i can't see
-Super Weenie Hut Jr

roses r gray
violets r gray
everything is gray
im colorblind


Roses are red
This poem is flirty
Wait, no it's not
It was going to be dirty

pizza with mozzarella
rumble, rumble a midnight stomach
please bring home a pizza
mozzarella cheese
-Kuroko with Pitbulls

Pp touch

Toaster, oh toaster
why does only one side work?
I hate you toaster
go choke on a bagel
-v Dovahkiin

Take my hand,
And we'll away,
To magical places,
And flowered glades,
Follow me through,
The sacred groves,
Where no living human,
May make their abode,
To stately mountians,
where rivers flow,
through ghostly plains,
and caverns that glow,
Until you come upon,
The blessed fields,
where no mortal go,
and secrets yield

Blood is red
Veins are blue
Organs are slippery
I want to feel you.
-Magically Dicklicious

Through the Seated Years

I knew you since we were tots
You built a foundation between my mother and I
you lifted me safely on my baby cot

In through the years we began to see distance
as everyone else shook the foundation
we never change not even for an instance

outspoken you were
yet not popular with those who I would have liked
however with the group I fell into you were not the same cour

Sure I may find the best lass
And I'm my head is too far close and too far in
You were always there to make me perfectly crass

I love you, my a**
-The Philosophical Poet

The night is like that guy on the corner of my street
He used to be a rapper and he still has that beat
He told me a story of a girl with cute feet
He told me where to find her so that we could meet
Perhaps you are the girl pretty far below
Approaching you like this is the only way to know
I forget how it goes or does it go nowhere?
Oh well, there's some shitty poetry to be fair.
-Rexford Radical

I  fucking  love  poems