Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen. * Love Raptor Jesus or die.
* Raptor Jesus is the savior of all mankind, and will deliver thee to carnivorous enlightenment. (Many have enormous phallii)
* Believe in the Lord Raptor Jesus, and thou shalt be saved!
* Raptor Jesus will rise again!
* Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins!
* Raptor Jesus loves you!
* The divine trinity of Raptor Jesus shelters us from the coming Catnarok!
* Thus shall the Vegan know eternal torment
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