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What the plot-hole is going on here?

If you want to know anything about me all you have to do is ask.

If it sounds outlandish, I'm probably just RPing. smilies/icon_lol.gif

My irl gender and sexuality are irrelevant.

I'm back to making pixels, but I don't do the pokemon trainer sprites anymore. If you lost one I did for you, you're out of luck, since I've deleted all of them. I also don't take commissions, so please don't ask.

I destroy everything I touch.

I have tinnitus.

I'm probably not flirting with you.

Politeness, is seems, has become so rare, that it is oft mistaken for flirtation.

I may seem intimidating, but I'm not going to bite your head off, unless you really piss me off. And even if I do, chances are I don't hate you.

I do not subscribe to any political party. My views are more libertarian (small 'l'). I'm not a fan of the government being allowed to handle most things; they usually screw it up. Not to say that it would be that much better in the hands of private individuals, but at least they can be held accountable.

Assume I have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to sports.

I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs.

I live in Wisconsin.

I believe that America is a fascist country.

Do yourself a favor and don't fall in love with me.

Relationships suck and I'm done with them.

If God does exist I don't really care. He's not paying my mortgage, or signing my pay check.

Don't get preachy with me. There isn't anything you can say that will persuade me to believe.

I am extremely introverted and very easily discouraged.

I am prone to fits of self-destructive behavior. Nothing extreme, but I do often beat myself up over things, figuratively speaking.

My pokemanz types are Dragon/Grass.

I really like fairies. emotion_smilies/icon_kirakira.gif

Please don't randomly add me to your friend list. At least talk to me, first.

Do you have any 5's?

Tell me why you hate me.

My Stalkers

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Da-Eh Report | 10/20/2014 12:02 am

      they always seem to cat_sweatdrop
Da-Eh Report | 10/16/2014 11:47 am

      i hope you find it soon!
Preceding Report | 10/15/2014 11:29 pm
Not really lol..
I live in a small town where at least half the people here drink. Or do meth. Or something.
We have the biggest drug busts in the state.
I'm not a huge fan, it's hard to get out of here though.
Preceding Report | 10/15/2014 9:28 pm
Do you like living there?~
Da-Eh Report | 10/15/2014 1:00 pm

      she's really that bad, huh? D: that sounds awful. I'm sorry..
Preceding Report | 10/15/2014 6:38 am
Tennessee hehe.
Unfortunately lol
Da-Eh Report | 10/14/2014 1:14 pm

      geez e____e that sounds frustrating
      have you talked to any higher ups about her?
Da-Eh Report | 10/14/2014 12:59 pm

      understandable, same here sweatdrop
Da-Eh Report | 10/14/2014 12:51 pm

      i've been ok! how about you? c:
Admiral Higgins Report | 10/12/2014 10:41 am
Admiral Higgins


< Da-Eh is the most bestest ever and of all time. emotion_smilies/icon_kirakira.gif

I wanna know what love is.


Ain't No Sunshine




Jovalla is a female Risi (troll) who left her forest home, though not willingly, to move closer to the city and she wants to eventually become a mage.

The problem is that the local magic schools won't let her practice, because trolls tend to have difficulty controlling mana. Several unfortunate accidents lead to this decision. She moved ahead with her plan to learn magic by disguising herself as an elf and only lets the people she really trusts know that she's actually a troll.

She will often take on jobs as a healer with adventurer groups and assist them on their missions. When she's not adventuring she plies her trade as a maid.


Jovalla has blue eyes and long, medium brown hair. She stands 6'3" (190.5cm) tall. Her ears are lined with soft hair along the edges. Her tail has a tuft of similarly soft hair at the end. She hides her tail by either wrapping it around her waist, under her skirt, or pushing it up the back of her shirt. Normally a troll's ear and tail fur are very coarse, their skin is somewhat dry or mottled, and they tend to have a very pungent odor but with the care she gives to her appearance and with regular bathing she can actually blend in with society without anyone being the wiser.


There's no sugar-coating it: Jovalla is a pushover. She's always willing to please, but tends to be a bit hesitant when it comes to things she deems as inappropriate. This is especially so when it comes to showing off her body, because that would make it difficult to keep up her disguise. She despises arguing over things and feels that it's a waste of effort to be stubborn. She's also a bit of a pacifist, but doesn't hesitate to defend a friend when the situation calls.

Another thing you should know about Jovalla is that she has no real sense of personal space, or shame from being naked with people she feels comfortable being around.


Jovalla's magic works in strange ways. Due to her nature as a troll her mana tends to surge randomly, and often the spells she casts will turn into something else entirely. This effect is called "wild magic." Jovalla has no control over it at this point, but is researching ways to predict surges.

Romance: At this moment Jovalla does not have a romantic interest. With all the options available to her she doesn't want to settle for the first pretty face that comes along. She's looking for a more meaningful relationship and is hoping to eventually have children of her own.

Various Outfits:

At Work

At Play

On an Adventure!

Gettin' Sleepy emotion_smilies/icon_zzz.gif

OMg, you're not supposed to be in here!

BJD Project

This is the progress I've made so far on carving out the pieces for my first Ball Jointed Doll (BJD). At this point I still have to finish the hands before I can fully assemble it. I also plan on painting on her facial features, including eyes. I also need to finish sanding and put a sealant on to protect the wood.

The next step after the doll itself is finished is to create a wig, clothing, and accessories. I might also make the ears larger so I can put earrings on her.


I made the ears larger, put sealant on all the pieces and strung her together. emotion_smilies/icon_yatta.gif

I've also painted her face on, but I don't have pics of that, yet. I'm waiting on my mother to finish sewing an outfit. I'm letting her do it, because she got really excited when she found out I'm making these.

Finished! classified_smilies/icon_fffuuu.gif

Full frontal!

Closeup of apron/keys!

Back view of wings!

I would say it's pretty good for my first one. Eventually I'll get better at painting faces. smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif