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What the plothole is going on here?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a writer, but sometimes I get good ideas.

 

Jovak

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Last Login: 06/04/2012 12:17 am

Registered: 05/15/2004

Gender: Male

Location: That place... you know the one. Across the street from the... yeah.

Birthday: 05/23

About

I am a hardcore Gemini.

If I tell you I think you look pretty/cute/adorable I'm not just trying to be nice. I really do mean it. I wouldn't bother telling you, otherwise.

Just because I'm being nice to you doesn't mean I like you.

Want to get to know me? All you have to do is ask.

I am a virgin.

^ By choice. I even wear a purity ring.

If I tip you, your post made me giggle for more than 10 seconds.

There are four basic types of personalities that I know of: The Optimist, The Pessimist, The Realist, and The Opportunist.

Which one are you?

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. ~ Oscar Wilde

If you find yourself on my ignore list, I found you to be tedious.

If I were King, my foreign policy would be: "Don't mess with my country and we won't nuke yours off the face of the globe."

I've found that it's usually people who don't know me, or my situation that give the best answers.

I tried getting into politics once, but I found the experience to be tedious. It's mostly just a bunch of pigs sitting on opposite sides of the same trough, each side bitching the other out for eating too much.

I'm passive at the worst of times.

Submissive at the best of times.

I've found that most of the people who call others bigoted are themselves bigots and do nothing but degenerate the conversation into demagoguery. It's better to look at things from all sides and come to a logical conclusion, but that might just be the Gemini in me talking.

I am not an Alpha male.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GdhsW1lReI

I'm currently taking a break from making sprites.

My favorite color is pink, if you couldn't already tell.

I would love it if you made me a sign.

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Mists_of_the_Fallen Report | 05/23/2012 3:05 pm
Ohai. Happy birthday. blaugh
JediKitteh Report | 05/23/2012 2:39 pm
gaia tells me its your birthday!
happy day of naked screaming and crying
Espresso Con Panna Report | 05/23/2012 4:57 am
How weird, we have the same birthday. eek
Blaq Blue Report | 04/25/2012 9:15 pm
Lol; you're welcome.
Blaq Blue Report | 04/25/2012 9:11 pm
Yessir.
At least, to me and just from reading your profile.
Sorry, if I made you feel awkward.
Blaq Blue Report | 04/25/2012 9:08 pm
You're just delightful.
xoi Report | 04/25/2012 9:07 pm
you deserve more sad
xoi Report | 04/25/2012 9:05 pm
omg all of your signs are mine eek
xoi Report | 04/24/2012 10:31 pm
of courseeee whee
xoi Report | 04/24/2012 9:54 pm
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Are you classified as human?

Tell me: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

I'm collecting these.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zRC1ORVSWR - dirthouse

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WQzfoSFF7U - LOL Gigglefits

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ysVzO2pNL4 - no senpai v2

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X8QM3WrdyL - shorelineSmitmik

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Currently not accepting commissions.

Nymph Ivy is my CB fiancé.

 
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Nymph Ivy

The love of my e-life.

Thank you, no senpai v2!