What the plot-hole is going on here?
If you want to know anything about me all you have to do is ask.
If it sounds outlandish, I'm probably just RPing.
If you, at any point, take me seriously enough to take offense, I feel sorry for you.
If, during that encounter, I respond in a manner that further incites your anger, you've basically asked for it by not choosing to ignore me. Fair warning.
I'm back to making pixels, but I don't do the pokemon trainer sprites anymore. If you lost one I did for you, you're out of luck, since I've deleted all of them. I also don't take commissions, so please don't ask.
I destroy everything I touch.
I have tinnitus.
I'm not flirting with you.
Politeness, is seems, has become so rare, that it is oft mistaken for flirtation.
I may seem intimidating, but I'm not going to bite your head off, unless you really piss me off. And even if I do, chances are I don't hate you.
I do not subscribe to any political party. My views are more libertarian (small 'l'). I'm not a fan of the government being allowed to handle most things; they usually screw it up. Not to say that it would be that much better in the hands of private individuals, but at least they
can be held accountable.
Assume I have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to sports.
I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs.
I live in Wisconsin.
I believe that America is a fascist country.
Do yourself a favor and don't fall in love with me.
Relationships suck and I'm done with them.
If God does exist, I don't really care. He's not paying my mortgage, or signing my pay check.
Don't get preachy with me. There isn't anything you can say that will persuade me to believe.
I am extremely introverted and very easily discouraged.
I am prone to fits of self-destructive behavior. Nothing extreme, but I do often beat myself up over things, figuratively speaking.
My pokemanz types are Dragon/Grass.
Please don't randomly add me to your friend list. At least talk to me, first.
Do you have any 5's?
Tell me why you hate me.