Jovak

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What the plot-hole is going on here?

If you want to know anything about me all you have to do is ask.

It has come to my attention that people actually liked this link, so I'm going to put it on my profile. It describes, in ways I could never put words to, my beliefs on homosexuality and the bible. tl;dr: it is not a sin.

If it sounds outlandish, I'm probably just RPing. I do that a lot. You can find my OC's profile elsewhere on my profile. smilies/icon_3nodding.gif

I'm back to making pixels, but I don't do the pokemon trainer sprites anymore. If you lost one I did for you, you're out of luck, since I've deleted all of them. It's a long story there, but suffice it to say that enough people took offense to them that I decided that the effort wasn't worth my while. I also don't take commissions unless my shop says I am, so please don't ask.

Since switching jobs my tinnitus has almost completely disappeared. It's marvelous what not standing directly next to a person nicknamed "The Banshee" can do for your hearing.

I've recently gone through what I like to call a personality overhaul. I've been learning to recognize toxic thoughts and behaviors and have been working on ridding myself of them. So far it's been working. I can honestly say that I don't remember the last time I was sad. Up until now I was the most toxic person in my life. I got really low, too. I even had my own death planned out.

I may seem intimidating, but I'm not going to bite your head off unless you really piss me off, which takes more than what the average internet troll can muster.

If I tell you I love you I mean it. It would seriously take a lot of effort on your part to get me to lose that feeling.

I do not subscribe to any political party. My views are more libertarian (small 'l'). I'm not a fan of the government being allowed to handle most things; they usually screw it up. Not to say that it would be that much better in the hands of private individuals, but at least they can be held accountable.

I believe that communism works, but it has to be voluntary and the leader has to be subject to the same rules as the citizens. (There's a story somewhere about a guy that did this, but I forget where it was. smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif)

Assume I have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to sports.

I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs.

I live in Wisconsin.

I believe that America is a fascist country that elects politicians who are really little more than hand puppets for lobbyists.

I am extremely introverted and very easily discouraged.

My pokemanz types are Dragon/Grass.

If I had to say what my alignment is I would say True Neutral and I disagree with how the player's handbook describes their views of good and evil people. To me there is no difference other than method between good and evil and I am just as equally disparaged to have neighbors of either alignment. The good neighbor will attack you and your property both physically and verbally just as much as the evil the only difference being that at least the evil neighbor doesn't have any delusions that what he/she is doing is bothersome, tiring, trying, and sometimes outright despicable. I would much rather have neighbors that keep to themselves. The same applies to the government.

I really like fairies. emotion_smilies/icon_kirakira.gif

Please don't randomly add me to your friend list. At least talk to me, first.

Do you have any 5's?

Don't forget to bring the love.
 

My Stalkers

Tsunlock on 07/03/2015
Slippery Tentacles on 06/23/2015
JimAboo on 06/22/2015
Majestic As Fook on 06/20/2015
Kimek on 06/19/2015
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Tsunlock Report | 07/04/2015 11:02 am
Tsunlock
PUDDING!
*Gnaws on your arm or something* emotion_omnomnom
Tsunlock Report | 07/03/2015 1:42 pm
Tsunlock
*Stares into space and thinks about pudding*
ForLaughter Report | 07/02/2015 6:59 pm
ForLaughter
Hmmm...
ForLaughter Report | 07/01/2015 12:13 pm
ForLaughter
Red Bull? Is this a commercial?
ForLaughter Report | 07/01/2015 12:16 am
ForLaughter
I'm not even sure what it's about. Probably a unicorn?
ForLaughter Report | 06/30/2015 12:42 pm
ForLaughter
True devotion.

I did that with Swiss Family Robinson. Never seen the Last Unicorn.
ForLaughter Report | 06/29/2015 11:37 pm
ForLaughter
What are you doing to yourself.

stare
ForLaughter Report | 06/29/2015 8:24 pm
ForLaughter
Don't make yourself sick of it! wink
ForLaughter Report | 06/28/2015 6:11 pm
ForLaughter
Same. Like you knew what he was going to do a split second before he did it. And then when sadness was comforting him.
ForLaughter Report | 06/27/2015 8:10 am
ForLaughter
That's one of my favorite parts too! XD

Poor kid, his mind is complete chaos.

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Don't forget to bring the love!

I want this so bad!

 

I See Fire

My OC

Jovalla Jallovasdotter:

History:

Jovalla is a female Risi (troll) who left her forest home, though not willingly, to move closer to the city and she wants to eventually become a mage.

The problem is that the local magic schools won't let her practice, because trolls tend to have difficulty controlling mana. Several unfortunate accidents lead to this decision. She moved ahead with her plan to learn magic by disguising herself as an elf and only lets the people she really trusts know that she's actually a troll.

She will often take on jobs as a healer with adventurer groups and assist them on their missions. When she's not adventuring she plies her trade as a maid.

Appearance:

Jovalla has blue eyes and long, medium brown hair. She stands 6'3" (190.5cm) tall. Her ears are lined with soft hair along the edges. Her tail has a tuft of similarly soft hair at the end. She hides her tail by either wrapping it around her waist, under her skirt, or pushing it up the back of her shirt. Normally a troll's ear and tail fur are very coarse, their skin is somewhat dry or mottled, and they tend to have a very pungent odor but with the care she gives to her appearance and with regular bathing she can actually blend in with society without anyone being the wiser. Some people view her as obsessively clean.

Personality:

There's no sugar-coating it: Jovalla is a pushover. She's always willing to please, but tends to be a bit hesitant when it comes to things she deems as inappropriate. This is especially so when it comes to showing off her body, because that would make it difficult to keep up her disguise. She despises arguing over things and feels that it's a waste of effort to be stubborn. She's also a bit of a pacifist, but doesn't hesitate to defend a friend when the situation calls.

If you count yourself among Jovalla's close inner circle of friends you will soon come to realize that she has no sense of personal space and no shame in being nude around people she's comfortable being around. Troll society has much more lax rules on that sort of thing.

Jovalla is still very young. In relative comparison to a human she would be in her late teens or early twenties, though she doesn't actually keep track of her age. She tends to be a bit naive and trusting to a fault, even well after she should have learned her lesson. It's not due to a lack of learning, but because she always wants to assume the best of people.

Magic:

Jovalla's magic works in strange ways. Due to her nature as a troll her mana tends to surge randomly, and often the spells she casts will turn into something else entirely. This effect is called "wild magic." Jovalla has no control over it at this point, but is researching ways to predict surges. When I RP I actually roll dice and consort a table with the results every time she casts a spell.

Romance: Jovalla is, at heart, a romantic. She doesn't see herself "settling down" anytime soon, though she could think of a couple of people who she wouldn't mind settling down with. A certain dragon currently tops that list, though she could never hope to tame that amount of love.

Various Outfits:

At Work



At Play


On an Adventure!


Gettin' Sleepy emotion_smilies/icon_zzz.gif


OMg, you're not supposed to be in here!

BJD Project

This is the progress I've made so far on carving out the pieces for my first Ball Jointed Doll (BJD). At this point I still have to finish the hands before I can fully assemble it. I also plan on painting on her facial features, including eyes. I also need to finish sanding and put a sealant on to protect the wood.



The next step after the doll itself is finished is to create a wig, clothing, and accessories. I might also make the ears larger so I can put earrings on her.

*Update!*

I made the ears larger, put sealant on all the pieces and strung her together. emotion_smilies/icon_yatta.gif







I've also painted her face on, but I don't have pics of that, yet. I'm waiting on my mother to finish sewing an outfit. I'm letting her do it, because she got really excited when she found out I'm making these.

Finished! classified_smilies/icon_fffuuu.gif

Full frontal!



Closeup of apron/keys!



Back view of wings!


I would say it's pretty good for my first one. Eventually I'll get better at painting faces. smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif