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queen ninty Report | 04/22/2011 11:33 am

Hello Josi, Two things. A) I sent a request to your MarySue roleplay, and I hope you get online soon.
2) Could I be an ally against the zombies?

handsanitizer1 Report | 10/05/2010 5:27 pm

I KNOW RIGHT, IT'S SO DAMN ADORABLE. <3
...Rache is a self insert. >w< Yeah, I'm a badass.
Alright. :3 Hey, want me to give you some tips on how to draw better once I see it? I can really help. 8D

handsanitizer1 Report | 10/05/2010 5:17 pm

Mm, sweet biggrin Let me know what you think.
Eh, intriguing... and I'd appreciate the arts :3

handsanitizer1 Report | 10/04/2010 8:16 pm

THANK YOU. <3
Isn't that part awesome? biggrin
Not necessarily. Balthazar is just the necessary third pet. Three girls, three pets. All matches up. XD But yeah, I did stick the Guardians of Ga'Hoole in there, just for the lulz. Crossovers ftw.

handsanitizer1 Report | 10/04/2010 7:46 pm

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IKR. :D


Hey. I want you to read chs. 72 and 73. Jsyk, Wren = Rache.








Chapter 72


(Gru's POV)





I watched, frozen in place by fear, as Perkins pulled out what I knew to be a death ray.


Not a true death ray, of course, but close enough. It short-circuits a heart's rhythms, effectively stopping it.


How did I know? For starters, it was my invention. A project I requested funding for from the Bank, but never received... and they conveniently 'lost' my blueprint.


These thoughts crossed my mind in the span of a millisecond. Wren, or Rache as I now knew her, dropped the phone. It clattered to the ground as she hurtled through the air, her body in front of mine at the exact moment that Perkins pulled the trigger.


I felt my heart sink as I realized the full magnitude of what had happened.


Rache turned her head to look at me plaintively, then closed her eyes as the force of the ray hit her and she collapsed to the ground.


She lay there, as still as a stone.


I stood, shell-shocked, oblivious to everything else in the world except for two facts.


I loved Rache.


And she had just given her life for me.


I knelt down and put my arm around her shoulders, then felt for her pulse. Nothing.


I felt tears welling up, and as I looked down at her one single teardrop rolled down my nose and landed on her scarf.


Distantly, I heard a familiar, annoying voice.


'NO!' said Vector. 'I won't help you. You just killed that girl!'


Through a haze, I heard his father reply 'Fine. Then you can stay here while the self destruct mechanism counts down to zero!'


I awakened from my grief long enough to realize what was about to happen.


The ship was going to blow up. And Perkins was going to escape.


I heard three sets of footsteps run up next to me.


'I don't think so,' said Margo, a grappling hook pointed straight at the ceiling of the control room. Before Perkins could react, she shot it and swung straight towards his head. She managed to dent one of his pointy sideburns with her foot, then dropped down straight onto a control panel.


Edith pulled out a blaster and started randomly shooting into the room. She hit several dials and Perkins' other sideburn.


Agnes walked up to me and put her hand on mine. 'Daddy, what's wrong?'


I looked at her, then closed my eyes, unable to say anything.


Agnes hugged me, then walked away to join the battle.


The inside of the control room was complete pandemonium. The owls, who had done a security check around the perimeter of the corridor, were now flying randomly around the room and shedding feathers. I sensed that this was some sort of strategy, but I couldn't figure out what.


Margo, Edith, and Agnes were now kicking butt. They were yelling instructions to each other, and I realized that they were setting the escape pod to go straight through the stratosphere and into outer space.


Vector, it seemed, had turned against his father. He didn't know what to do, though, so he just sat in his chair placidly and observed the spectacle.


With a start, I remembered again about the auto-destruct mechanism. It seemed the soldiers were still occupied fighting Perkins' robots, so that was one obstacle out of the way.


I looked back at Rache, and another wave of grief hit. I summoned my willpower, though, and picked her up, cradling her in my arms.


She felt so lightweight. I marveled at how effortlessly she had flown through the corridors with me.


'Come on, girls,' I said. 'We have to go.'


Obligingly, they hurried out of the control room, the owls in tow. Perkins was pressing buttons frantically.


Clearly, his mission to shut down America's nuclear arsenal had failed. Thank heavens for small favors.


However, I had suffered an unimaginable loss in the process. I closed my eyes again.


'Hey, wait!' said Vector. He scrambled out of the hole in the door.


I shot him a look. 'Why?'


'I'm on your side,' he said.


'Prove it,' I replied.


He pulled a gun from his belt. This one looked different than the other

handsanitizer1 Report | 10/04/2010 7:31 pm

Haha, it sure is. biggrin Isn't it amazing?
Just wait until you get to chapters 72 and 73. You will be SO sad, and then you will be SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY. <3
Wow, good luck with the novels o_o

handsanitizer1 Report | 10/04/2010 7:25 pm

Hah, that happens to everyone. XD
I have a request, btw. Would you please delete the memory file you have of Snapetard!me and replace it with current!me, please? Thanks.
There's a lot to go but you'll get there. cool And yes, it's great.

handsanitizer1 Report | 10/04/2010 6:25 pm

o hai.
lol, the last time we talked I'd just finished ch. 5.
now I've just finished ch. 87. cool
here's some arts I just did for the fic. Gru and Rache (aka Wren) all dressed up. 8D
crappy upload is crappy. but it's cute, no? whee

Evelyns Other Account Report | 08/17/2010 9:22 am

Yeah. xD
Not just my good traits but also my bad traits, like being too impulsive. see: ch. 3, ch. 5.

Evelyns Other Account Report | 08/16/2010 10:18 pm

Thank you biggrin
Wren is kinda based off of me.
Just finished ch. 5.
going to bed.