BEST TROLL EVER.
Daft-kun (POOLS OPEN FOREVER) gave me doll ears.
I gave said person sex.
ZOMG FIRST SIGN. BY DURAN DURAN DURAN. MHMM SEXY.
LOLZ THIS OWNS. BY: SMALL BUT FIERCE INVENTOR. XD
Omg GD I have a secret for you.
Today my mule was:
SEX MI FAISE PLZ
HAPPY SEX DAY TO ME
LOLOL DUN TELL.
Age: 95 and still going strong.
Sex: YES PLZ. LOLOL lame joke.
Location: Iqualuit, Nunavut.
Favourite colour: Semen White
Favourite food: Cooch
MOAR TO COME. :B
Those shoes are mine, betch.
If every Gaian donated 10000 Gold to me I'd be ******** rich. Then I'd buy expensive items and flaunt my obvious wealth to poorer users and noobs. So to all of you visiting my profile, help me on my quest to be a snob by donating 10000 Gold or more to the John Diefenbaker Association. Please help. For the starving children in my closet.
I kid, I kid. 1K is fine.
Dir en Grey countdown: I'M BAAACK, QTZ. It was amazing. I cried, just now, it finally sunk in that I actually got to see Diru live.
:'D Kyo fell down, got a concussion and threw up. He obviously kept going, and sang amazingly. Afterwards, he had to go the hospital. Oh how I envy the medics. They were all...perfect. -Sigh- Throughout the whole 40 minutes I was in an intense fanperson mode. I'm so pathetic...I cry from joy each time I watch a live video from Toronto on youtube or when I think about the concert.
It was so good, the videos on youtube don't give the performance justice.
I hugged my tee-shirt that night, when I went to bed. -CRIES-
I always reply to profile comments, because I'm nice like that. I usually reply to PMs. Almost always, there's just a few occasions where I don't. Example; 'Hey, what's up?'. Either I don't reply or I flame to PMs like that. But other than that, I'm pretty nice. Or I might say something really dirty or insulting. ;D CALL ME.
LOLOL WORD OF LIFE IS LUCIOUS FOR TODAY.MIGHT NOT BE FOR LONG. MIGHT BE ONLY THIS VERY HOUR, BUT NEVERTHELESS. WE ARE ALL LUCIOUS. FIND YOUR INNER LUCIOUSNESS. ;D
I have called: 1 Gaian.
Buy me things from my wishlist please.
Or give me e-moniez. ;B
HAI BOIZ! ;D CALL ME @ 1-800-WET-PUSS.
CYA THAR QT PAIZ.
Note: I never claimed ownership over any of the pictures used in my signatures.
You hear laughter, cracking through the walls...
Omgz. The ***** smile is gone [See: a**l SEX thoughts, below].
Damn you new avatar expressions.
Sigh, I guess this one will have to be creepy enough.
Harrharr @ J. Dief.
I figured out I could still have my old ***** smile, just by clicking on the small mouth. I had it set on medium. But what-ev man, I like this one better now.
The GeeDee's resident transgendered politician/adult film star.
Lamb Chop, Hush Puppy, Charlie Horse and I are tight.
What shall I say.
I moved to earth when I was 37 years old.
Twas a sad time.
I miss my friends, my family on my home planet.
I have yet to find someone who appreciates my love for zoophilia, soy milk and gravel.
My main passion is trolling about in this "GEEDEE".
I also enjoy the readings of fanfiction.
Pornography viewing [preferably 65+].
And I like to suckle on pikapika_yukai's P3N0R.
DEAD TO ME, PP_Y IS, DEAD. On Gaia, that is.
Right now, I'm leaning towards a person named J. Ken.
I know we had our little catfights, what with nuclear weapons and all.
But really, how can you expect a grown man to resist that face & crotch. ;D
Where is it? Where is the thumpthump?
No crust, no crust.
Cousins don't shake.
What's a Lockerby?
I've got sexsexanalsex on the brain.
The Lamb Chop Club Members And/Or Fools.
The Miss Fetus Club Members And/Or Fools. :B
My last attempt at draining innocent Gaians of their e-assets.The [very few] Embryo Family club and/or members.
Viewing 12 of 12 friends
HAI THAR QT PAI ;D
J. Dief. wants YOU! To read his and/or her journal. :B