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Location: On the Run

Occupation: Necromancer

The Crimes of Johannes Cabal

Johannes Cabal and the Blustery Day (Short Story)

Exeunt Demon King
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The Ereshkigal Working (Short Story)

Johannes Cabal the Necromancer (Novel)

The House of Gears (Short Story)

Johannes Cabal the Detective (Novel)

The Death of Me (Short Story)

A Long Spoon (Short Story)

Ouroboros Ouzo (Short Story)

Johannes Cabal the Fear Institute (Novel)

The Brothers Cabal (Novel)


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Biography of a Necromancer

Imagine, if you will, dear visitor: A pale tow-headed man of about six feet tall, in his late twenties, dressed sensibly in black from head to toe. He carries with him a Gladstone bag, containing, among other things, the following: a set of precise surgical scalpels, his late father's silver matchbox, what appears to be a padded case that contains various elixers and potions from his experimentations, a switchblade, whatever tome he's stolen from a private collection, and most certainly, a Webley .577 revolver. Various exotic tokens and ritualistic devices can often be found in his bag as well.

He speaks in a British manner, but has a faint Teutonic accent. If you were able, perchance, to get a glimpse of his eyes beyond his smoke-tinted glasses, you would find them to be blue. But if you were to look past the color, you might, at times, find them to be tired, sharp, or most distressingly, absolutely soulless.

Johannes Cabal is the main character of the same named series by author Jonathan L. Howard. A scientist who studies the illegal art of Necromancy in a world similar to ours, past adventures include: Stopping the zombie apocalypse; staying in on a rather dreary day; running an evil carnival to gather 100 wayward souls for Satan in return for his own, with the assistance of his vampire brother Horst; solving a series of political murders to stop a war caused by a power hungry military. He approaches life with the philosophy that death is mankind's greatest enemy (well, besides its own stupidity.) He's willing to do anything to achieve his goals, whatever the cost, be it blood, money, or his own soul.

The Necromancer, Himself


As you wish.

One Johannes Cabal, necromancer (of some little infamy,) detective, blasphemer, grave pilferer, carnival proprietor, and overall, a lying, cheating b*****d.
(In the sense of the insult; My father was an upstanding gentleman, if you will.)

Hates: I don't hate, I have extreme dis-likings.

Dislikes: Small children, large children, elderly people, revenants who refuse to co-operate, mobs, angry villagers, angry relatives of the recently deceased, getting stuck in timeless dimensions, Leonie Barrow, killing, being forced to kill, people generally in my way, political intrigue, demons with nothing better to do than whine at me, Horst's similies (Why. Why are they always sexual?) carnivals, being forced to run a carnival to get my soul back, having to claim 100 souls for Satan (Who knew you needed your own for necromancy? Go figure...), slobbering guard dogs, social interaction, etc....

On Heroics:

"I do almost everything for reasons that might be characterized as selfish. I regard my life as a vital thread in the ongoind march of humanity from protoplasm to-- I don't know, to be honest. Something better than protoplasm would be a start. Therefore, anything that threatens my life now or later has to be dealt with. Paradoxically, that often means risking my life to secure my safety. The difference is that I risk it on my own terms."

Insults, slurs, and cries of revenge

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Rhea Byrne Report | 07/22/2015 7:32 pm
Rhea Byrne
Aw, that's a shame. I know it's a little finicky on mobile right now, too.
Rhea Byrne Report | 07/22/2015 7:28 pm
Rhea Byrne
It's not flash, which might be why. XD HTML5, I think.
Rhea Byrne Report | 07/22/2015 7:22 pm
Rhea Byrne
Oh! Good choice. That seems to be the strongest of the starters.

Leafkit, not so much. xD It's evolution is useful though
Rhea Byrne Report | 07/22/2015 7:20 pm
Rhea Byrne
You'll get there. -pats-
What'd you pick for your starter?
Rhea Byrne Report | 07/22/2015 7:12 pm
Rhea Byrne
I'm having fun with it. Working on leveling up some of my weaker pets until I get their items (managed to evolve my starter, and it's so cute)
Kinda wish I could trade my extras though. I've got three of the dinosaur opossums.
Rhea Byrne Report | 07/22/2015 6:58 pm
Rhea Byrne
Not too bad. Paying as little attention to dad as possible and goofing around on the event. So many cute critters.
Rhea Byrne Report | 07/22/2015 6:29 pm
Rhea Byrne
Hey! How's it going?
Umpenscrump Report | 07/21/2015 12:24 pm
Aw, thanks Johannes.
Rhea Byrne Report | 07/17/2015 1:40 pm
Rhea Byrne
He only does it when he's locked in the basement, at least. xP

Pfft, this bug makes one of the Entropy's arms disappear with the coat, but it works for the outfit. xD User Image
Rhea Byrne Report | 07/17/2015 1:29 pm
Rhea Byrne
Like this, but loud enough to wake me up upstairs when he was in the basement. And higher-pitched.

I think I'll just tell my sister to let him out when she goes to work tomorrow. Hopefully he'll want to sleep



"I sound quite mythical, don't I? What wonders shallI perform next?"