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Married, but thanks.
*Aries blushes deeply and sinks into her chair. s**t, Joad did know...and he was mad...Aries wails* I'm sorry! It was just supposed to be a little bit of fun! I was all alone and I didn't know what to do, so I thought I'd play some dress-up and that Aeli wouldn't mind, and Elina had said she wanted to dress me up anyhow, so I put on one of Aeli's dresses and it was so pretty! And then these people came in the room and this lady attacked my head with a brush and she handed me a clump of my hair! A clump! Of my hair! But then she made it all pretty and then we ate some food that was really yummy and I met Lord Dermot, who is really nice and then he asked me to go riding and I was like okay, but I didn't realize he meant "now" and so people whisked me off and then they took off the pretty dress and put me in these other clothes of Aeli's and then we got on horses! Horses, Joad! I've never ridden a horse before! I was terrified! Yeah, sure I've played and frolicked and run with horses before, but ride one? Never! And I was right to be scared 'cause then I fell off and then Dermot was upset but then we started talking about flying and dragons, and then Conall showed up and he knew it was me and not Aeli, but he played along with it and then we were just walking, and I think Conall was following us, and then we were coming back and we were hungry so we were gonna get some lunch, and I like the food here, it's so yummy! Remind me I want to thank the Cook Lady again, she does such a good job. Do you pay her well? You should. Let's give her a bonus and then let's bake some more cookies! Won't that be fun? I think it would be fun! After this let's go do that, 'cause we didn't get to go get lunch, 'cause then I saw you and I remembered the fountains and the cookies and I got so excited so I ran up to you and gave you a hug and told you about our day I wanted to know where you went off to, 'cause I don't know where anyone was and I was all alone so I went to play dress-up with Aeli's clothes, and then, *takes a deep breath* I realized that you were Aeli's big brother and that you'd realize it was me and not Aeli in Aeli's clothes giving you a hug and telling you about her day and that if you were anything like Iduna, that then you'd get really mad at me and yell, and I don't like yelling it makes me cry and makes me scared and I don't like it when Iduna yells and now you're gonna yell at me and all I wanted was to have a little fun 'cause everyone left me and I was all alone with nothing to do and I didn't ask anyone to call me "Princess" or "Aeliara" and I was just having fun and no one got hurt, except for the part where I fell off the horse, and you know I don't think I'm gonna ride anymore horses, I think I'm just gonna stick with playing with them and stuff, 'cause the riding is scary and I don't like scary things, like being yelled at, so please don't yell at me Joad! I didn't mean it! I'm sorry! I'll never do it again! I was just having fun! I'm really, really, really sorry! *As she nears the end of her long story, Aries voice rises in pitch until it's a feeble squeak at the end. At which point she takes another deeper breath before proceeding to sob and wail loudly.*
-AriesRam
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Thank you for the compliment.
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