Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." Charlie says: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you.
The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
“Why did you buy 12 loaves of bread!?”, his wife screamed. “Because they had eggs!” the programmer answered.
♥About Me: Hello! My name is JinLove, but you can call me Jinny!
I am friendly although shy. I'm 23 Years old, my birthday is December 12th 1990.
I absolutely love scary movies or games, I'm a horror fanatic, the scarier the better.