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The Hippo-Attracting Warrior Jesting Queen
by d e s d e m o n o

There was a golden queen, in days of yore
who sometimes doubled as a warrior
when trembling fancy took her by the hand
and led her to her destiny: a land

far from her native and heavenly hills --
a land where undead children fought to kill.
Slant-eyed suckers of innocents' blood,
they ambushed our heroine's mount with mud

and thought that they had thusly won. But lo!
She rose all shining from the murk, and so
fair was she the wood's happy hippos went
to see her and her steed trample hell-sent.

Local maidens swarmed her and touched the horn
of that steed -- a gun-flanked purple unicorn!

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Nabee

Report | 08/30/2010 2:46 pm

Nabee

surprised I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER (and you!!)
Kasume Cross

Report | 06/03/2010 7:31 am

Kasume Cross

AWW THANK YOU KY I FEEL PRETTY WITH MY NEW SCARF *_*
Hieronymus Merkin

Report | 02/19/2010 1:01 pm

Hieronymus Merkin

neutral
foreverpinks

Report | 10/19/2009 5:42 pm

foreverpinks

Random Commenting-ness!~
*hands out cookies*
Victor Remy

Report | 08/30/2009 9:47 am

Victor Remy

ninja
YinHikari

Report | 06/15/2009 12:44 pm

YinHikari

It'll be okay, everyone has off days, we'll find him eventually.
YinHikari

Report | 06/14/2009 1:46 am

YinHikari

Oh it's alright darling -rubs back- We'll find him. Posters? Most assuredly. Maybe even a airplane banner and some radio messages. You know we're most likely to find him at a private school hunting down children with black hair and green eyes or at the zoo.
bi0m3ch

Report | 06/13/2009 8:39 pm

bi0m3ch

hi hi hi ^^
YinHikari

Report | 06/13/2009 4:19 pm

YinHikari

LORD VOLDEMORT? How could you lose the dark lord? He's like a six foot tall snake man hybrid. Those dont just wander the streets you know.

And no, I'm not including Florida in that statement because Florida doesn't count.
YinHikari

Report | 06/11/2009 2:03 am

YinHikari

Probably because I deliberately tried to make the mask cute. Usually it goes "DURR HUR THIS IS MUH RAPE FACE. - rape rape rape rape-"

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