About
okay so you want to know about moi? okay then, well this is my second account ( i was hacked sadly) i always seen to meet weird people. which is EPIC and AWESOME!!!

i am single. technically. i dunno do you actually have to be going on a date to be dating? i guess that would make since!
if no one here likes sarcasm i suggest you leave! also ; if you like Kanye West then i hate your taste -.- he was super mean to Taylor Swift and therefore i despise him
soo... i love jayfeather from Warriors! as you can see from my user name. -.- well i guess that's it for now then!
...no? okay i lied! i drew a picture! dunno if it will show up or not but who cares? thtthats the link~[
my drawing
here are random quotes!
Walk a mile in someone else's shoes before insulting them. That way, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.
Earth is full. Go home.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.
Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Smile. It scares people.
An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!
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