Okay so heres the basic info for all you stalkers out there
- My name is Coy but I prefer to go by my middle name, which is James
- I am 20 years old and I am in a long term relationship, so don't ask. Thank you.
- I am a Redneck and damn proud of it, so if you have a problem with that then I can tell you where you can put that problem
- I am currently unemployed and seeking a job. Unfortunately Bin Laden's destruction of both the American and International economies have thrown a monkey wrench into my efforts.
-I have a quick wit attached to a sharp tongue, so i tend to be a little bit too harsh with the things I say.
-I'm a fairly intelligent person, as you'll find out if you actually take the time to hold a conversation with me.
-This is your one and only warning, if you mess with anybody that earns the right to be called my friend then i will kill you. Oh no don't laugh, I'm serious. I can tie your femoral artery into a balloon dog with a bobby pin.
-As the bullet note above obviously points out, I am extremely loyal to my friends. I don't betray your trust, so I don't expect to have mine betrayed in returned.
-As the bullet note 2 notes above points out, I am a violent (and probably insane) individual. It makes for very gory posts in RPs, as I found out one night when I was a little bit too bored.
-Oh what was that? You have a problem with me? Okay, find a person who actually gives a s**t then.
-I am the king of sarcastic and smartass comments, and don't challenge me because I can go all day.
-congratulations for reading this far, You've earned an achievement! "Wow, you really have no life." 10G/bronze trophy.
- I like Anime, reading, origami (I'm actually pretty good at it), attempting to draw (I say attempting because I can't draw a straight line the right way), Music (I literally can't go one day without my music or I'm a mean a** all day), walking through the woods, alone time, fishing, cooking, Italian, Spanish, Playboy (I'm a guy duh! Plus hugh hefner is like the worlds oldest pimp), funny stuff, girls (sorry gay guys, I don't play for your team, not that I have a problem with y'all its just that I don't fly that way), and, of course, Gaia
-dislikes: French, French foods, the stupidity of the French, being called racist when I make a nonracist comment just because I'm white, being around large crowds of people, sitting around with my thumbs up my a** all day aka being bored or having to wait on something/somebody, when people insult my friends or family, people who disrespect this country (no one said that you had to live here so either shut up and take it or get the hell out
), hypocrites, attention seeking wanna be suicidal people (if you're going to kill yourself, use a gun because its quicker and don't tell anyone cause we can all tell you're faking when you tell us that you're going to do it
), ***** (um, yuck! seriously, if you're going to get laid do it with people in your own age group yeesh ), the law that makes me have to go to school unless I wanna be in jail, people who think that they're better than everyone else, and a whole lot of other stuff that is inappropriate to tell people
- It would be best for you to actually take the time to get to know me before you judge me, otherwise you and me are gonna have some problems
- Oh and if I think ur one of meh awesome beasties I put you on my profile