Herewith lie the tale of Jaden.
He be creepy, he be kooky.
His mysteriousness.... spooky.
Altogether, with a spirit of ooky.
He whath sent here to bring his own spirit of rock. Hear his heavenly voice call forth the legion of bats. Those who shall call criticism to his singing shall feel the shard sting of his blade as he swoops forth on wings of the sea, his compassion sealed within a heart of gold, chained to the key to his love.
So gather, with your shawl on.
Grab a broomstick, you can call on
The gruesome spazzy moron.
His name.... is Jaden Addams.
Hi. I'm Jaden.
And if you don't like me, I WILL MAKE YOU HATE ME! ><
Name: Joel Douglas Lay
Birthday: July 11th, 1980
Location: Mt Juliet, Tennessee
Hair: Longish brown and wavy
Eyes: Dark Brown and full of lonliness
Blood Type: Don't know and prolly never will
Fave Food: Chocolate Pudding, Warp Burgers
Least Fave Food: Mexican.... unless it's Taco Bell
Current Hobbies: Video Games, Chatting Online, Fantasizing about my nonexistent boyfriend
Wants: Love, Happiness, Acceptance
Likes: Friends, writing, yaoi, Final Fantasy, anime, foreign music
Dislikes: Homophobes, assholes, bigots, racists, People who try to tell you how you are when they don't know s**t about you....
Other useless Trivia:
Fave Color: Blue... any shade
Fave Flower: Moonflower
Fave Activity: Which way is the wind blowing?
Fave Movie Genre in order of preference: Comedy, Animated, Horror, Drama, Fantasy... all other genres come after those
Special Talent: Ability to make people trust me.... I don't understand it... I'm not going to try... and I am not going to betray
Weak Point: Way too quiet
Strong Point: Big Heart under the ice
Body Shape: Think Grateful Dead, then go skinnier
Education Status: High School Diploma
Smoking: Social, and when i drink.
Drinking: Any time I have too much anticipation on my shoulders....
Current Anthem: "Everybody's Changing" by Keane
Current Favorite English Song: "Devils Never Cry" From the Devil May Cry series.
Current Favorite Spanish Song: "Ojos Asi" (Eyes Like Yours) by Shakira
Current Favorite German Song: "Engel" (Angel) by Rammstein
Current Favorite Russian Song: "Rise" by Origa
Current Favorite Japanese Song: "Longing" by Gackt
Favorite Korean Song "Time to Begin" by BoA
Dream: To be a singer who writes all his own stuff
Reality: To be a scared 29-year old who's too nervous to take one foot outside his house
Obsessions: Rock Band, The Sims
........And no. I am not afraid of clowns. At all.