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My name is Jade. I have just woken from a restful nap, and as usual, I have no recollection of having fallen asleep. I have quite a number of interests. So many in fact, I have trouble keeping track of them all, even with an assortment of colorful reminders on my fingers to help my sort out everything on my mind. Nevertheless, when I spend time in my Garden Atrium, the only thing on my mind is my deep passion for horticulture.

I tend to have a lot of things on my mind at once, and I can be a little forgetful. So I keep a variety of colored strings on my fingers as reminders. Each one means there is something different to remember at a certain time.

I am an avid follower of cartoon shows of considerable nostalgic appeal. I have a profound zeal for marvelous and fantastical fauna of an anthropological persuasion. I have an uncanny knack for nuclear physics, and not infrequently can be found dabbling in rather advanced gadgetry. I enjoy sporadic fits of narcolepsy; my love of gardening transcends the glass confines of my atrium; and I am at times prone to patterns of precognitive prognostication.

Additional telltale signs of my enthusiasm for nostalgic television mingle with my assortment of game hunting firearms. I am a skilled markswoman, though my cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent creature, anthropomorphically persuaded or otherwise.

My worktable is littered with equipment to facilitate my tinkering. For me, experimentation is not a particularly exact science, and I lean heavily on sharp intuition for consistently and eerily optimal results. Nevertheless, I have still not been able to get that broad, flat gizmo there to work, which is a design you have borrowed from one of my Grandpa's more mysterious inventions.

I are a great admirer of his, and I am not alone. My grandfather is a world renowned explorer-naturalist-treasure hunter-archeologist-scientist-adventurer-big game hunter-billionare extraordinaire. He has taught me everything I know.

But in spite of all his lessons, it is still difficult to escape his stern lectures when I am on the way out of the house to run my errands. He spends most of his time in the Grand Foyer, stewing in his own intensity and charisma.

My pet and best friend is named Becquerel. This animal must be fed and he will not be happy if he is not. And if he is not happy then I will not be happy.

A rather imposing volcano looms over my house, which has been inactive for centuries.

Though dormant on the surface, the volcanic activity deep underground provides my house with a source of geothermal power. I am not sure why my grandfather decided to draw from this source of energy when he had the unlimited power of the atom at his disposal. But it has been this way for as long as I can remember.

I have chalked it up to my family's longstanding propensity for eclectic fursuits wait I mean pursuits.

...............Yep. :/

yay!! :D

adventure journal :D

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im just going to put some 'adventures' me and my friends have here. :) we might hang out a lot more in the future though so there would be more things to write down. :) i guess this is kind of like a time capsule for when i want to remember.

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xAzami-Chan Report | 03/09/2014 8:35 am
xAzami-Chan
whats goin on?
xAzami-Chan Report | 03/08/2014 11:08 am
xAzami-Chan
yo jade
Toreadoormat Report | 01/31/2014 7:39 pm
Toreadoormat
hERE i GO WITH THE LATE REPLYING AGAIN,
tHANK YOU THOUGH, sAME TO YOU (:{
aLTHOUGH i'M PRETTY SURE THOSE THINGS ARE OVER BY NOW,
Toreadoormat Report | 12/26/2013 10:09 pm
Toreadoormat
oH CRAP, sORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY,
i'M UH,,, pRETTY ALRIGHT? i SUPPOSE,
hOW ABOUT YOU,
Ruuncible Spork Report | 11/18/2013 10:32 pm
Ruuncible Spork
Awwh Jade! I heart youuuuu!!! ;_;
Lethia Report | 11/15/2013 12:21 am
Lethia
thank you for your purchase! whee
BitchyPastel Report | 11/03/2013 12:46 pm
BitchyPastel
My HaLlOwEeN wAs GreAt! : o D I gOt A wHoLe LoT oF cAnDy, AnD i ThInK iT wAs ThE mOsT i EvEr GoT! hOw WaS yOuR's?
BitchyPastel Report | 11/03/2013 11:43 am
BitchyPastel
HeY jAdE. : o ) i'M oK, tHaNkS fOr ChEcKiNg On Me. HoW aRe YoU dOiNg?
Chiaki Nanaml Report | 10/26/2013 1:26 pm
Chiaki Nanaml


Naah. Kind of trying to figure out a way to get more irons since Troll Walmart is completely gone, 8ut yeah.
Not much to do when you're dead. Just a LOT of thinking.


A LOT OF THINKING.

Wish they had walmart here. Looooooool

Chiaki Nanaml Report | 10/25/2013 4:49 pm
Chiaki Nanaml
(lol ******** coding. No colors for me)

Sup my niggie.

Quirk

Hi, my name's Jade Harley! (:

 

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im sorry but this jade is kind of somewhat tramsformed into a sollux. :( ill talk to you if you would like but im more active on my sollux account. the avatar shown with the speech bubble is a link to that account. im sorry again. bye.

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