Jacked in the Box

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Last Login: 10/20/2013 1:12 pm

Registered: 01/16/2008

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Birthday: 07/14/1991

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So this one time, Kelp Man, Nathan, Lingerie-A and I, went to this strip club. But the bouncers were like, "Fuck you, you look like you'd grab our girls." So Nathan got all pissed and got in his face, he was all like, "Bitch, I'll fucking tear off your balls and feed them to your mother!" This comment immediately encouraged a large beefy fist to the temple of Nathan. He went down like a crack whore in need of ten bucks, and stayed there. So Lingerie-A pulled out a giant ass glowstick and shoved it(not entirely) up the bouncer's anal cavity. Kelp Man, feeling he had to do something, began posturing up to any man in the vicinity that was slightly lower than his height. He was stabbed about 42 seconds into it. And I, was beaten to near-death with a small leather dildo. Moral; Fuck Texas.



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Ducky_Explosion Report | 01/05/2010 8:33 pm
Ducky_Explosion
hey u!
long time no chat o_O
Voy Ey Report | 12/17/2009 9:17 pm
Voy Ey
would you consider this a nice distraction?
or does 'too many puppies' launch itself into your navel until you hear it again another 15 times?

submarines deploy.
cap'n obvious made this'en.
II Gunn Bunny II Report | 12/16/2009 10:17 pm
II Gunn Bunny II
Nothin!!!
*hides it from your sight*
Captain Dooms Report | 12/16/2009 10:59 am
Captain Dooms
Everything is sexual if you think hard enough.
Giggty.


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Captain Dooms Report | 12/16/2009 12:42 am
Captain Dooms
Okay I'm really getting off now. xD


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Captain Dooms Report | 12/16/2009 12:36 am
Captain Dooms
lol's sorry man. xD
Night. Good dreams and all that s**t.


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Captain Dooms Report | 12/16/2009 12:34 am
Captain Dooms
Totally forgot what we where talking about.
But I must go to bed. I have a kinda busy day tomorrow.


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Captain Dooms Report | 12/16/2009 12:25 am
Captain Dooms
Nah, I like it the way it is.


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Captain Dooms Report | 12/16/2009 12:20 am
Captain Dooms
I like it.
No much color, but I like it.


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Captain Dooms Report | 12/16/2009 12:17 am
Captain Dooms
Aww.
But purple is my favorite color.


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