"Don't Get Strung Out, By The Way I Look. Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover- I'm Not, Much Of A Man, By The Light Of Day- But By Night I'm One Hell Of A Lover!"
-Dr. Frank. N. Furter
Equal parts jackrabbit and 'antelope'. (Any antlered quadruped will do.)
Name: Desdemona McIntosh
(She thinks I'm using a fake name, like Gene Simmons or Mother Teresa.)
Pronounced: des deh MO nah
Often Mispronounced: des DEMON ah
Nicknames: Macintosh, Apple, Bambi, Bunny, Des, Dezzi, Demon, DM, but I like The Jackalope best.
Meanin': Wretchedness, Ill-starred, Misery
Birthdate: October 29th 1990
Gendur: Femme' Fatale
Zodiac: 8th House
(For you honeys out there, that's Scorpio.)
Horoscope: Horse; Yang; Metal
Mmm Yes Please.
"I'm just a sweet Transvestite, from, Transexual Transylvania."