the smiling existentialist, JEANETTE-PAULA CHARTREUSE

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Last Login: 09/05/2015 7:12 pm

Registered: 02/07/2004

Gender: Female

Location: . . . elsewhere.

the sins of the body

the life of the mind

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oh, were you looking for this?

nude lounging avatar ca. 06.12.10


a word on ms. chartreuse

ATTENTION! Please do not send me a friend request if we've never talked. If you want to talk to me, then talk to me - I am pretty harmless and maybe we'll turn out friends! (:


this is me lately.


adjectives, nouns, and other things that describe me, in something like order of importance:

- "involved in mankind; ask not, therefore, for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee"
- omni-agnostic
- gadfly
- BA in psychology
- enviro
- married
- formerly artistic, poetical, and/or literary
- dorky
- spicy food addict
- Final Fantasy enthusiast
- trekkie
- someone's misplaced Boticelli
- kann Deutsch, uh, maybe
- mildly musically eclectic


that is all!

enough about me: let's talk about you for a minute

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Just Static Report | 08/29/2015 5:57 am
Just Static
your face, which i can't see is literally the best
so we're even. biggrin
vine leash Report | 08/09/2015 1:04 pm
vine leash
thanks very much
Stereotype A Report | 07/14/2015 6:27 pm
Stereotype A
yes it is mrgreen
Perfectly Wicked Report | 06/14/2015 6:22 pm
Perfectly Wicked
Thank you!
Jovansky Report | 06/13/2015 12:21 pm
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User 37780659 Report | 06/08/2015 7:23 am
User 37780659
quack quack
kid incubus Report | 06/02/2015 8:35 pm
kid incubus
mine was basically a combination of both those things
but taken kind of literally with the setting i described
but yeah
you can totally tell our avis would have a reluctant attraction towards each other that both deny for a while until they give in and ******** for days

i like the idea of abstract realities behaving in that way
a reluctant conflicting attraction that inevitably collides into this beautiful cataclysm
kid incubus Report | 06/02/2015 8:25 pm
kid incubus
i dunno what that is
explain yours to me smile
kid incubus Report | 06/02/2015 8:21 pm
kid incubus
oh, easy
you're like this ethereal mythical forest nymph that watches over all the little woodland creatures and monsters and whatnot
and i'm the machiavellian demon dude who's always ******** s**t up and pissing you off
and now you're giving me a stern talking to about mythical woodland etiquette and s**t
i'm just like lol rolleyes
kid incubus Report | 06/02/2015 8:16 pm
kid incubus
my pleasure smile

a brief footnote

I am large, I contain multitudes


why, have you heard the things that tart says?

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