You wanna know about me? Well okay then, lovely. I am the Great Zelos Wilder, Chosen of Tethe-Alla. I have saved the world many times and I know how to sweep a girl off her feet. Now enough about me, which is a very good subject to talk about, but who are you? Send me all fanmail to this address, ladies. *signs in an autograph* firstname.lastname@example.org
Until then, cya, sweeties. Add me if you think im great, or you want to be one of my gorgeous hunnies. Dont worry, all of them are respected and treated wonderfully.