Tis meh...
Greetings and Salutations! *bows*
"Take a seat my dear traveler" *pulls up obnoxiously large and cliché velvet armchair, the crimson fabric glowing warmly from the fire crackling in the hearth that suddenly appeared, and equally obnoxiously enormous and cliché portrait of the narrative gentleman before you* "Ah yes, with the atmosphere set, let me get you comfortable" *slips you expertly into a slightly oversized smoking jacket, shoves you down unceremoniously into the plush seat, and sticks a pipe into your mouth…as you exhale bubbles are expelled, adding to the oddness of the situation…before your mind settles, your shoes are jerked from each foot and hastily slipped into fuzzy wool slippers which are unnervingly shaped as big wolf paws* "As you are now fully at ease in my clutches, err, i mean, gentle care" *leaning at the mantle, with a look of foreboding, as though a dark story of peril and woe is about to be unleashed upon you* "I shall begin the swift entrance to my being which you have been unwittingly caught up in by stumbling into my tangled web, err.....well, no, your doomed so no reason for precedent of elegant manner" *casually unclasps sleeve cuffs as thick iron shackles uproot themselves from the previously unsuspecting arm rests to trap you down with tight, ensnaring pressure... a devious grin grows upon the visage unlike the previous version of your apparent and somewhat unbalanced captor* "Tis here my story unfolds...
~~ I'm no one really special. My art isn't great...better than it used to be but not great, my writing's amateur if not written in a way that annoys people
[my Personal Website link is to my fanfic.net account, i am currently working on my writing through fanfictions], and my graphics & wallpapers are sub-standard at best.

However I am told I’m a decent singer.
[I guess that's something] Anyways, one might say that this all makes me normal but the truth is i'm very, very not. I can be a drastically weird and insane being when I feel the need or, you know, just because I can and am.

Seriously...fear my enigma-ness.
*wiggles fingers*
Other than my abnormal personality traits, i have personal interests.
[WOO! Be excited.] I love to draw, mostly anime/manga-ish style
—I think it may be better classified now as semi-realistic—. I also write; i haven't written a ton and i would never say i'm good. I have over two dozen story ideas in both original and fanfiction, few are started and for a while now i have put all original on hiatus and started fanfics to work on and practice my skills
—but now those have been on hiatus too, I hope to get back to them soon now that my classes are over—. AAAaaaaand none of them great or obnoxiously interesting. Though I do have much love for them as they are my brain children, plot lines and characters all!
Constant bombardment of ideas, both the original and fanfic always fill my life, not exactly a good habit while trying to write other things
[one can't really control ones dreams either, now can one, no.]—i love it all though
—.
*cough* I enjoy singing immensely too. I had been in my school's choir for about eight years, my four high school ones all being in my high school select vocal ensemble, Colla Voce
[we are very prominently ranked in my state's choral program]. However, I am now graduated. It's sad to be away from it all, but i do think i am dealing far better than i expected i would. I then love to read, unfortunately the more i try to break into the writing world the more i am faced with the sad truth that i have not read much AT ALL in life, nor even all that i own or would want too, everything of that due to personal issues. I have no specific genre preference...though fantasy seems to be my gravitational point and i most always desire to have romance in there as well. Hopeless romantic, what can i say.
*shakeshead* Then there’s anime/manga, i like many and have many to read and watch. I have seen/read about, oh, 95 different anime/manga so far and have been a loyal fan since the summer of 2005.
Finally the most general interest of all is that i adore to know things, knowledge is a wondrous and lovely part of life. Having information, fact, and or intellect whether pointless, random, or required i simply enjoy having. My sense of humor, constant creative attack on my writing and drawing senses, and pleasure in learning and acquiring knowledge is really all that fuels my severely depressive existence and will hopefully be assistant in my works to become...well, alive.
I hope that was short and to the point
—i know compared to normal people that most certainly is not, but for me…it is— i wouldn’t expect much of that from me. For i am lazy and a master procrastinator with a cynical/sarcastic and/or utterly pointless humor, understanding and affectionate personality, and general distaste of humans but unnecessarily over abundant love for my friends.

I also rant quite often and tend to make no sense what so ever for no reason at all…a lot. I do not capitalize sentences
[this 'about me' excluded] as well as my i’s. Aha. AND NOW I BEGIN! What...I don't know.... STOP ASKING! GOSH….
*flails arms, falls into giant pie*
Beware, i do bite. No, seriously.
*forms finger pyramid of evil contemplation* 
~~
"I do hope this riveting few moments of tormenting delight has fluffed you up in glee as much as it has for me. Ahaha, that's a bit of rhyming for you there."
*pats your tussled head and brushes a bit of speckling debris from your shoulder* "Hope we can continue the acquaintance at a later date."
*begins to walk away, you call back with confused irritation but there is no response...now instead, you sit, glued into a flame ensconced chair...waiting in the dim void… literally a void, there seems to be nothing anywhere else but in your little space*
*cackles echo in the distance, chocked hacking ruins the eerie moment and now you are simply annoyed*

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check out my
deviantART profile if you would like to see my art!
it's not always updated [because of the whole procrastination thing and that scanning stuff in is a time consuming process for me] and i tend to put only the things i am most proud of up there.. i may do more randomness as i get better *nod*
EDIT: actually, i am going to be getting a new account since i feel i am much better than when i started on dA and would like my username to be ME and not of a fandom love.
*nodnod* 
plus i got a new scanner
—that i got for christmas
— which should help expedite my updating abilities, and since such i have been working on getting the account set up. This shiny place shall be where all new and updated work will go when finished and not my current one. Soooooooo it will be further out of date until i make this brand spankin' new one official. Got SO MANY finished pieces to get up.
*faints*
things people tell me...
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like being on top of me?
oh my, I guess you have me where you want me.