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I adopted an L!!!
Name: ** Eru (L Lawliet)
Alias: Ryuuzaki
Age: 25
Likes: Sweets, detective work, (secretly) Light Yagami
Dislikes: Misa, apparently loosing to people
Owner: iPervertedxCupcake (Awyeah! I own him! F*ck THAT!)
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Knowledge 9/10
Conceptualization Power 10/10
Will to act 9/10
Motivation 10/10
Social Skills 1/10

ROSES ARE RED , NUTS ARE BROWN , SKIRTS GO UP, PANTS GO DOWN, BODY TO BODY, SKIN TO SKIN, WHEN ITS STIFF, STICK IT IN, IT GOES IN DRY, COMES OUT WET, THE LONGER ITS IN,THE STRONGER IT GETS, IT COMES OUT DRIPPING AND IT STARTS TO SAG, ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK, ITS A TETLEY'S TEABAG!

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Guys have friends that are girls cause it gives them someone to talk about their feelings with.
Girls have friends that are guys cause there is soooooooo much less drama smilies/icon_razz.gif

S.C.H.O.O.L = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.
C.L.A.S.S = Come Late And Start Sleeping.
H.O.M.E = Hours Of My Entertainment

If another person tries to throw Skittles at me and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW" I'm going to throw M&Ms at them and yell "I'M NOT AFRAID!"

"how much is an Eminem?"
"50 Cent"
"WHAT?! That's Ludacris! Black Eyed Peas are much cheaper. I can go get them at my granny's house. She lives 3 Doors Down."
"Sweet! Let's take the Backstreet, Boys."

Dear boyfriend, Your girlfriend is cheating on you with me. I sleep with her every night. and I keep her warm, she never wants to leave me. Sincerely, Her bed.

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson."

It's weird when girls come out of the bathroom giggling...
It's even weirder when guys come out of the bathroom giggling...

I'm not the most beautiful.. I'm not even the smartest... I may make a fool out of myself and be the most messed up person you've ever met... But I am me. And I don't have to prove anything to you.

girl: I wanna end our relationship.I'm going to return to you everything you gave me.
boy: Okay. let's start with the kisses

We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.

I really do forget to text people back sometimes. It doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means I forgot.

DORA: What was your favorite part of the day?
PEOPLE AT HOME: when you jumped off the cliff.
DORA: that was my favorite part too!

i hate it when you are asleep in the car or on the couch and you wake up and go to your room and by the time you get there you are wide awake smilies/icon_surprised.gif

1800s- Where do you live? I will write you a letter.
1900s- What is your phone number? I will give you a call.
2000- What is you email? I will message you
2010- Do you have a facebook?

So... the elephant says to the camel "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?"
The camel replies "That's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a d**k on his face."

jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
jack got high, dropped his fly, and said, "do you wanna?"
jill said yes and dropped her dress, they had a lot of fun,
but jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son.

Student-"How do you spell ______"
Teacher"Get the dictionary and look it up."
Student- "b***h if i cant spell it how the hell can i find it in the dictionary."

Girl: "Describe a hot girl." Boy: "Blonde hair, huge boobs,brown eyes." Girl: "Then i guess I'm not a hot girl." Boy: "You never said to describe a perfect girl."

Best friends: You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid a**.

"OMG! Our house is on fire!"
"Let's get out of here!"
"Wait, I need to put it on my Facebook status!"

According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. Its no wonder teens are so rebellious.

a mother walks into her sons room and glares
mum: I smell weed, have you been smoking?
son: Mum I'm shocked, how do you know what weed smells like?!?!!?!
mum:..... -_-' damn

I THROW MY HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYI- OMG ARE YOU OKAY? Wow, sorry dude. Didn't mean to hit you. :S

"Do I look okay?"
"When I See Your Face, There's Not a thing that I Would Change...."
"Dude, chill, I only asked if I looked okay!"

When a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, it's from happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, it is pain.. -Psychological Fact

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and he told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

BOY:can i draw something on your arm?
GIRL:umm ok
*boy draws a barcode*
GIRL:whats that for?
BOY:so i can check you out

Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together. Look underneath that, it says JK. Next to that spells LOL, and ends with a smilies/icon_razz.gif

ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGO WOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughin out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and im ok again

*FIRE ALARM*
Year7: AHHHHH WHAT DO WE DO!???
Year8: Mannn I ain't leaving my stuff here!
Year9&10: WHOOOOOOOO!!!!
Year11: *sigh*....

Girl 1: "I hate him."
Girl 2: "I don't."
Girl 1: "Why? He's so rude and annoying."
Girl 2: "Have you ever talked to him?"
Girl 1: "No."
Girl 2: "Then shut up."

Edward isn't a Vampire, He lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles. He's obviously a Fairy.

"THIS IS NOT AN ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO THE NIGHT BEFORE."
Challenge accepted.

Mom, you can take away my phone, my ipod, my tv, my laptop, my bike, my money, my privelages, my freedom, my grades wont change

Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies.
Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears.
Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage.
Dear Brain, you were right.

It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. "Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem..."

"You know the worlds messed up
when the worlds best rapper is white,
the best golfer is black,
the tallest man in the nba is asian,
and the girl with the highest voice is justin beiber"

grade 1- you're a meanie!
grade 3- you're a dummy!
grade 6- you're GAY.
grade 10- shtfu before i beat your a**

"omgz havin such a gewd tiem wif mai bestiez, lolzzz!" ..seriously? take the keyboard and bash your head in.

If a boy calls you hot, he looks at your body.
If he calls you pretty, he looks at your face. But if he calls you beautiful, he looks at your soul.

"Oh, he's hot..."
"He has a girlfriend."
"Well I had a goldfish once."
"Huh??"
"Oh, I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter..."

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times.
The first time when you tell it.
The second time when you explain it.
And the third time, five minutes later, when I actually get it.

Two blondes are standing outside,and the first blonde asks the other blonde "Which do you think is closer, the Moon or Florida?" the other blonde said "The Moon silly, you cant see Florida from here!!"

spongebob has a job, no drivers licence, lives by himself, acts like a child, talks like a child, likes super heroes... the world wants to know.... HOW OLD IS HE!!!??

Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell bananas. Fergie taught me how to spell glamorous. Jason Derulo taught me how to spell solo. Eminem taught how me to spell Slim Shady. Danity Kane taught me how to spell Damaged. Kesha taught me how to spell dinosaur.

A girl needs a blood transfusion, so her boyfriend gives her his. Months later they break up, and he wants his blood back. So she hands him a tampon and says she'll make monthly payments.

I want you... in my bed...under the covers... with the lights off...so I...Can show you.... My super cool new watch! Look, It glows in the dark!!!

A guy says to a girl "Why do you even wear a bra you have nothing to put in it?" The girl replies "You wear pants dont you?" BURNAGE

Girl: Why are you following me?
Boy: I am in love with you.
Girl: Then you haven't met my friend. She's prettier and is standing behind you.
Boy: (Looks) Nobody's there.
Girl: If you really loved me you wouldn't have turned around.
PWNAGE

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy:Yes
Girl: Would you change anything about me if you could?
Boy:Yes
Girl: Which is...?
Boy:Your last name.

Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No!
Student: I'M ON MY PERIOD!!!!!!
Teacher: ...but your a boy...

Elementary School: You get to stay up till 9 and you are sooo cool.
Middle School: You go to bed at 9 and you're such a dork.
High School: You go to bed at 9 and everyone's jealous.

When u c a 20 and a 50 dollar bill on the ground, which will u pick??
Now 90% will say the 50 and 5% will say the 20.
If your part of the 5% that will take both press like.

facts:
1. just bieber is canadian
2. farmville is dumb
3. you can't blink and swallow at the same time
4. you just tried number 3
5. your laughing about number 4
6. now your laughing harder
7. you liked this post

1950: "ding dong" Hello I'm here to ask your daughter out
1980: "Knocks" girl answers and leaves
2000: "honk Honk" girl runs out side
2010: *text* "I'm outside"

Dec. 31, 2009 11:59pm: "Happy New Year!"
Dec. 31, 2010 11:59pm: "Happy New Year!"
Dec. 31, 2011 11:59pm: "Happy New Year!"
Dec. 31, 2012 11:59pm: "Yeah!!! We survived!!! Happy New Era!"

When you get a bruise, 5% try to remember how they got it, 4% dont even realize they have it, and 90% poke it to see how much it hurts. I'm the 1% that does all three...

When you are sitting alphabettically for the new seating chart:
Age 7: Hi, I'm ___!!
Age 11: Why do we always end up next to each other?
Age 15: DUDE IF I HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO YOU ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO GO FREAKING INSANE!!!

I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I'm a virgin. I'm in high school, and I will not lose my self-respect just to "fit in".

The awkward moment when two ***** talk to eachother on facebook pretending to be kids, and meet up somewhere.

5th graders: *gets 80 on test* OH MY GOSH! this is awful!
8th graders: *gets 80 on test* itll get me to highschool...
Seniors: *gets 80* HELL YEAH!!! I PASSED!

They said women would never vote.
They said the titanic would never sink.
They said man would never fly.
We sometimes trust the wisdom of unwise people.
Cancer can't be cured today, but tomorrow marks a new beginning.
Dare to hope, and to believe

A couple were walking down the streets when a car lost control. The guy immediately pushed his girl aside and got hit by the car's side mirrors breaking his ribs.Girl:You idiot, why did you save me?
Guy:Broken ribs are better than a broken heart...

Read each sentence: This is this cat. This is is cat.This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is retard cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is 40 cat. This is seconds cat. Now read every third word in each sentence smilies/icon_smile.gif

*Mom buys banana suit for Halloween*
Age 6: BANANA!
Age 10: Really mom?
Age 13: This is so embarrassing...
Age 16: IMA BANANA! IMA BANANA!

Girl: *Shivers* I'm so cold.
Guy: Really? *Hugs Girl* Feeling warmer?
Girl: *Blushes* Yeah. You know you could/ve just gave me your sweater.
Guy: Nah, I think this is way better. smilies/icon_smile.gif

10 men and a woman hang onto a rope for there lives. The rope can only hold 10 people go. A woman says she'll go and gives a very inspiring speech. At the end, all the men clap for her... smilies/icon_wink.gif

year 7: why does everyone hate us?
year 8: were we really that annoying?
year 9: i hate year 8's.
year 10: i hate lower school.
year 11: i hate the whole school. -.-

Brunette: 'Do you know that Christmas is on a friday this year?'
Blondie: 'Oh, let's hope it's not going to be the 13th!'
Like If You Get It!

A man clicks "Forgot Password" on his email sign in. Computer says, "Password was sent directly to your Email."

*Gets called to the office*
Principle: Do you know why you're here?
Student: Because you enjoy my company?

Son: Dad i got my report card today!
Dad: How did you do son?
Son: I got a "B" in reading...wanna see?!?
Dad: Son, thats a "D" you idiot.
like this if you get it (:

"Dude, where's my phone?! Like seriously? I just had it, I swear!"
"Caaallm down."
"How can I be calm? I can't find my phone!"
"Dude, you're talking to me on your phone right now!"

Daughter at age 6: DADDDYYYY! I LOVE U! smilies/icon_smile.gif

Dad: I love you too hunny.
Daughter at age 15: DADDDYYY! I LOVEE YOU! smilies/icon_biggrin.gif

Dad: How much is it gonna cost?

first dates are awkward,
first kisses are heavenly,
first loves irreplaceable,
first heartbreaks are unforgettable

A friend is a person that you know and hang with. A bestie is a person you love to hang with, and talk a lot. A best friend is a eprson you trust the most, can talk to about whatever, and knowing they wont tell a single soul. Like if you luv ur best friend

Mom Takes You To School and says Love You Sweety...
6- Love you to mom......
10- MOM! Not Infront of My Friends
15- I love You To...GIVE ME A HUG GOSH.! smilies/icon_smile.gif

I don't call it procrastination. I just work better after 9pm.

That smile you give. God, every time I think I can live without you, you give me that smile. You really shouldn't do that to me.

i get bored on facebook really fast, but i stay on just in case someone decides to talk to me:)

titty tuesday
wasted wednesday
******** up friday

I love you. I want to talk to you. I want to be near you. But I'm too much of a coward to talk to you. I can never think of what to say. I'm scared I'll get hurt again. I hate rejection.

*raises hand*
Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No.
You control my clothes, my hair, talk/act with my bf/gf, what words I use, and how much free time I have after school. Are you REALLY trying to control my bladder now too? ._.

Guys: when girls say we're cold, we don't want you to cover us up. We want you to hold us.

Hahahaha! That joke was soooo funny i forgot to laugh!

when I was deleting files, I renamed all my files 'Justin Beiber' and my recycle bin 'the universe forever',so when I delete stuff, it asks me "Would you like to delete Justin Beiber from the universe forever?" >w<

Girl: tell me how much you love me,
BOY: LOOK UP AT THE SKY.
girl: stop changing the subject!
BOY: JUST LOOK.
Girl: What am I doing?
B o y : Tell me how many stars are in the sky .
GIRL: THATS IMPOSSIBLE.
Boy: So is explaining; my love for you.

911:HELLO WHAT IS UR EMERGENCEY?
U:I JUST GOT SHOT!
911:CALM DOWN SIR
U:HOW THE HELL CAN I CALM DOWN!
911:WELL THAT WAS U CALLED FOR
U:WELL IM BLEEDIN TO DEATH RIGHT NOW
911:OK ILL CALL THE HOSPITAL JUST WAIT 10 MINUTES
U smilies/icon_surprised.gif

K
WELL UR DEAD NOW! haha

You know you have nothing better to do on Facebook, when your pressing the like button waaaay to many times.

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."

when you get in trouble and your teacher gives you the death glare but you cant help laughing

Boy: You know you love me
Girl: I DONT LOVE YOU
Boy: You know you care
Girl: I DONT CARE
Boy: shout whenever and-
Girl: LEAVE ME ALONEE!!!!!
Boy-and ill be there.

Hey, could you do me a favor and stop being so amazing? It's really distracting.

"Isn't it annoying when everybody in the room knows something you don't?"

Bendy rulers are gay. Isnt the point of a ruler to be straight? Like this if you get the joke smilies/icon_smile.gif

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

i want to be that lucky girl that gets the boyfriend who wants me for my personality

"HAVE A NICE DAY!"
"Don't tell me what to do b***h!"

Having your homework out and computer on.
Facebooking while ignoring your homework.
10pm: Oh my ******** god...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in.

"Who sings this song? It's AWESOME!"
"Justin Bieber."
"Ew! I hate this song!"

"When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh s**t, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

In kindergarden, all i wanted to be was a 6th grader. In 6th grader, all i wanted to be was an 8th grader. In 8th grade, all i wanted to be was a high schooler. In high school, all i wanted to be is a kindergartener smilies/icon_smile.gif

If you holding an imaginary salt shaker and shake "salt" into your mouth, it would taste like salt.
Like if you get it.
Like if you tried it.
(Yup, it tastes like salt...)

*math teacher talking about lesson* *Boy whispers* Boy: What is question number 9? Girl: Oh, its this.. *Girl writes in phone number* Boy: Wow, you read my mind, thanks!! smilies/icon_smile.gif

"One window closes, another opens.”
Parents are gone. Textbook closes, Facebook opens.

I hate it when your trying to talk to someone and they interrupt in the beginning or middle of your sentence.

HEAT AND PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!! It's science. -wink-

A friend is somebody who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you forget the words.

Elementary: Give me that or I won't be your friend anymore.
Middle: Give me that or I'll tell everyone who you like.
High: Give me that or I'll ******** you up.

Normal Parents
A=Awesome
B=Best
C=close to B
D=Do better
F=Failure!
Asian Parents
A=Average
B=Bad, Bitches.
C=Crap
D=Death
********

i miss the days when G2G means u actually got to go and BRB means u will actually be back = =

when a girl works at subway cause then she has to make me a sandwich

Laying down between your girlfriend's nice, warm, smooth legs.

You have at least one innocent friend that doesn't get your perverse side.

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."
On Facebook: -chats a lot-
At school/work: -pretend it never happened-
What happens on Facebook, stays in Facebook.

Elementary:I LOVE MATH,MATH IS SO EASY!
Middle: I can't do this arghghgh so hard!
High School: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE, I DON'T GIVE A s**t ANYMORE!

Kindergarden: Nap time, let's talk.
4th Grade: hah, my sister still has nap time.
7th Grade: I wish i actually slept during nap time.
Highschoo: HOLY s**t, WHERE IS OUR NAP TIME??

No matter how cute he may be...how funny he is...No matter how much I think of him...He doesn't know think of him all the time...and I know that he may never, ever be mine... but that doesn't mean my heart will ever stop loving him.

"OMG my cellphone are gone!"*went on the internet to find help,one clue said "call your cellphone,by listen to ur rington to identify where is ur phone.""sounds gr8!"*then I grab my cellphone and called my number -____-*pretty sad*

I love to facebook, but I hate to face my book.. smilies/icon_wink.gif

Loves to end a conversation with I KNOW HUH

fact: your head can't touch your stomach
prediction: you probably tried it

~ Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the person i am isn't me~

When you losing : Man is just a game -.-
When you winning : HAHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE MUTHERF****R!!!!

Count to zero in less than a second.

On December 21, 2012, I want to get a text message saying: 'If the world ends today, I want you to know I love you'

PICK UP LINE FAIL Guy:My d**k is so big, if you were to lay it out on a keyboard, it would reach from A to Z.
(Look at where A&Z are on the keyboard) Like this if you laughed.

In the year of the cow, we had mad cow disease.
In the year of the bird, we had bird flu.
In the year of the pig, we had swine flu.
No wonder we're screwed in 2012, it's the year of the dragon!!!

Relationships last long not because they are destined to. Relationships last long because two people make a choice not to just walk away but to keep fighting for it.

Dear B.o.B,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School? of Witchcraft and Wizardry due to your repetitive claims that "you have? the magic in you".
Sincerely, Albus Dumbledore.

How fast can you guess these words?
1. BOO_S
2. _ _ NDOM
3. F_ _ K
4. P_ N _S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X
Answers:
1. BOOKS
2. RANDOM
3. FORK
4. PANTS
5. PULSE
6. SIX
You got all 6 wrong, didnt you?
You dirty minded freak!

Spelling mistakes can ruin your life.
1 man sent this text to his wife,
"I'm having a great time, wish you were her."

staring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to reply while secretly thinking, damn its a good thing we arnt talking face to face, id be screwed

There should be a relationship status in Facebook called "I'm in a relationship, it's just that the other person doesn't know it" smilies/icon_smile.gif

Blonde: heyyy;)
Brunette: hi, brb
Blonde: Okayyyy
(5 mins later Brunette comes back)
Blonde: u back yet?? smilies/icon_smile.gif

Brunette: Nooo.
Blonde: okay, tell me when u are;)
Brunette: ...

Winnie the Pooh is based on psychological problems. Winnie has an eating disorder, Piglet suffers from anxiety, Eeyore has major depression, Tigger has ADHD, Rabbit has OCD and Christopher Robin must be a drug addict, if his animal toys talk to him!

*Boyfriend texts sweet stuff*
Girl: aww, your so sweet!
*Girlfriend texts sweet stuff*
Boy: ok

Teacher: GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!
Year 7: Oh no.. *cries*
Year 8: LOL k, bye!
Year 9: Alright *walks around the whole school*
Year 10: Love, no need to get so pissed off!
Year 11: ******** off mate, who do you think you are trying to tell me what to do!

Can I copy your homework?
Yr 7: NO! Do you know how LONG I spent doing that???
Yr 8: Sure, but only the first question.
Yr 9: *throws book at them* Yeah, take it.
Yr 10: What homework?????

You: Ooo, what did you get in the test?
Friend: a C
You: That's good!
Friend: What did YOU get?
You: an A (awkward silence)

When asked "What would you bring with you to a deserted island", how come no one ever replies, "A boat"?

Father: When I was your age, I had to walk to school. Uphill both ways!
Daughter: Yesterday, I had to wait TEN MINUTES for Facebook to load. Do you even know how hard that was?

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "******** off, you won't bring it back."

Age 6: MOMMY!!! I'm going to a playdate.
Age 10: Mom, I'm off to hang out.
Age 13: MOTHER!!! I'm going out.
Age 15: *Just leaves house and texts Mother*

at a point in her life. she's gonna stop chasing you. and that's when you're realy gonna want her. but she wont be there.

Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.

Just because a girl takes time to do her make up and hair doesnt mean she thinks shes pretty, shes just wants to look her best.

*Teacher sees student looking down at glowing crotch* Teacher: Either you have a heavenly pubic area, or you're on your phone. Student: Uhh... I pick the first one.

Dear students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, teacher.

HAVENT WE ALL...
*Layed down and stared at 1 propeller on the fan go round in circles
*poured mini shots in2 bottle caps
*Thought the "D" in disney was a "g"
*said a word over and over again until it didnt even sound like a real word

CORRECTION! The most common lie isn't "I'm fine" cause some people are actually fine sometimes. The most common lie is "I have read and agreed to the terms and use of conditions"

Black guy gets B, parents extend curfew.
Mexican guy gets B, parents bring out to eat.
White guy gets B, parents give him an iPad.
Asian guy gets B, he wakes up the next week not knowing what happened to him.

(Mom is pregnant)
Son: What's in there?
Mom: A baby, your sister!
Son: Do you love her?
Mom: Yes, very much!
Son: THEN WHY DID YOU EAT HER???
Mom: !!!

Bieber- "You sparkle, fly, and don't eat humans! Are you sure you're a vampire?"
Cullen- "You sing like a girl, have hair like a girl, and sing girly songs! Are YOU sure you're a boy?"
Biber- "..... -_-"

Girl:Hey can I borrow some money?
Boy:Sure but when are you going to pay me back?
Girl:Umm...Febuary 31!
Boy:Ok but don't forget!(Walks away)
Girl:Pshh,stupid jerk!
Like if you get it

Mom: *turns on radio*
"BABY BABY BABY OHHHH BABY BABY BABY OHHHH..."
You: DEAR LORD MOTHER TURN THAT OFF!
Mom: She has a sweet voice smilies/icon_smile.gif

You: ..Mom thats Justin Bieber...
Mom: O_o Justin is a guy name
You: ...exactly

I Kissed a Girl cause i'm a California Girl and thought it was my Teenage Dream but i didnt feel the Fireworks because you kept gettin Hot n' Cold so i decided that Ur so Gay and i dont like Thinking of You as If You can Afford Me. like if you get it. (Katy Perry)

Student: -cusses-
Teacher: We don't use that kind of language here!
Student: What? English?

Like if you ever diss a teacher in another class. (By that, I mean, dissing a teacher while you are in another classroom, taught by another teacher. Cleared up?)

Think of a number.
Double it.
Add six.
Half it.
Thake away the number you started with.
Your answer is three. smilies/icon_razz.gif

What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!!
What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.

*almost asleep*
*phone vibrates*
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!? I MEAN SERIOUS--Oh. It's you.

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. Do your job.

Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face?

Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her Mom, Pinocchio was a liar, Robin Hood a thief, Tarzan wore no clothes, and Snow White lived with 7 men. These are the stories our parents told us and they complain that our Generation's MESSED UP! smilies/icon_smile.gif

*Mom Calls Your Name*
Yeah? *silence*
Yeah! *silence*
YEAH?!!?!!?! *silence*
Wtf...*sighs and gets up to go see what she wanted*
Like if this has happened to you.

(phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone* "damn, i thought u were someone else!!" > smilies/icon_sad.gif

*Teacher says they are watching a Bill Nye video*
Elementary: Who? Oh, that guy. YAY (:
Middle school: Ughhhh why ? ! He is so stupid |:
High School: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY ! BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL ! smilies/icon_biggrin.gif

BOY : It's valentine's day smilies/icon_smile.gif

GIRL : Yeah. I got you this. *Passes a box of chocolate to the boy*
BOY : I got you these. *Passes 12 roses. 11 real and 1 fake.* I will love you until the last rose dies.

*A boy walks into his room and finds a note on his bed, It says: Dear teenage boy, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can. Signed, A spider*

(See More) *Teenager stays up till 1:00a.m*
Teen at school: God I am so tired! I'm going to bed early to night!
*Teen stays up 1:00a.m*
Next morning at school:I really need to go to bed early!
Stays up till 1:00a.m
Like if you've done this

*I bet in 1910 they thought that 2010 was going to be full of floating cars and robots. Instead, we got even simpler. The most popular items were most likely:
1)Shaped rubber bands
2)Backwards robes
3)Bracelets that said,"I love Boobies"

If Facebook ever shut down, you'd see people aimlessly walking round streets, scribbling on walls, poking each other, searching for their friends, thumbs-upping and commenting at everything they see and tagging one another.

i whip my hair back & forth,
i whip my hair back & forth,
i whip my h-
O H S H I T , M Y W I G .

brunette mom:i found cigarettes under my daughters bed i didnt kno she was a smoker
redhead mom:i found beer under my daughters bed i didnt kno she was a drinker
blond mom:i found condoms under my daughters bed i didnt know she had a p***s

*little girl looks at her moms drivers license*
Girl:Mommy, I know why daddy left you.
Mom:Why is that?
Girl:You got an F in sex

Teacher: "I'm calling your parents!"
Elementary Student: NOOOOOO,"I'll be good!"
Middle School Student: "Pshhh,whatever!"
High School Student: "Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!" smilies/icon_razz.gif

Elementary: YAAAAYYYY I GOT A STICKER ON MY PAPER! I DID A GOOD JOB (Proud)
Middle: Wow how old do they think we are? Jeez
High: OMG I HAVE A STICKER ON MY PAPER! OMG DOES YOURS? HA IT DOESN'T WELL MINE DOES! IN YOUR FACE!

"Sexy" means I want you.
"Pretty" means I like you.
"Beautiful" means I love you.
"Gorgeous" means all of the above and that is because you are the best thing that ever happened to me smilies/icon_smile.gif

Mom: Hey honey! I got a Facebook! Now I can message you and be your best bud!!!!!!!!
You: Mom, you got a Facebook!?!?! WTF!??!!
Mom: What does 'WTF' mean?
You: Oh... it means "Welcome To Facebook..."

*HOHOHO*
3rd grader:Can i have a transformers?
*hohoho*
middleschooler:Can i have phone?
*hohoho*
Highschooler:WHAT DID YOU SAY!!?>!!??!?!
Like if you get it smilies/icon_smile.gif

Boy:you cant fool me
girl:okay, spell toast
boy:t-o-a-s-t
girl:say it 5 times
boy:toast,toast,toast,toast,toast
girl:say it another 3 times
boy:toast,toast,toast
girl:okay... what do you put in a toaster?
boy:toast
girl:really? i put in bread smilies/icon_biggrin.gif

The moment where you're lying on the floor...
In pain..
Choking..
Eyes watering..
Gasping for breath..
Lung burning..
Body is weak...
Yes.. laughing fits are SOOOOO fun ;D

the 4 biggest lies ever told:
1)I'm fine
2)Seriously, I don't like anyone
3)I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4)I have read and i agree to the Terms & Conditions

Kid: Mummy, I have a cough
Mom: Aw, you can go back to bed and skip school
Teen: Mom, I have a 103° fever and cant breathe normally
Mom: Stop making stupid excuses! You cant just skip school you know, and you have to make up for that B in math!!!

Pick Up Lines:
If words were words, you'll be Perfect.
If beauty were time, you'll be eternity.
If I have a penny for every time I think about you, I'll be a billionaire.
If I have a penny for every time I think about you, I'll only have a penny because you're always on my mind.

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Birthday: 04/19

Occupation: Student

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BUDDIES!!!!

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A Note

If you are not on my profile, it doesn't mean I don't love you... I just don't have enough time. (I haz a shitload of AWESOME friends!!!) So.. yeah. I shall update my profile soon.

So I found this on Facebook, though I'd share it with you people:

Girls Need To Realize: (WRITTEN BY A GUY) We guys don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls>OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! dont 'feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you. Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; ) Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!! Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..and actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute.. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the guys that read this will repost this. Life is too short to complain about everything that comes your way so stop and smell the roses in life because you might never have another time to take it, so take your time because they are all different in every way, so take chances in life, if it doesn't work out then fine, there are always more roses to smell...

About

PERVERTED CUPCAKE ON THE LOOSE!!!
Disclaimer: I NO OWNZ THESE PICS!!!
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Mario

RAWR!!! Vamp Cupcake

Pervy Cupcake! YESH!

II S n o w y II THIS NICE GIRL DONATED 200k to me!!!! She's leaving for neopets though. I love neopets.

I'm a very boring guy. But still... I'm gonna tell you a bit about myself.
I'm 15. I live in a house with my parents. Currently, I'm in freshie in high school.
I live in California near San Francisco. And my school is invested with Asians. (And I'm very proud of that! smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif

)
I like the color black. I wear black clothes. But I'm not your little, crazy, emo, punk, goth kid. No, I'm just an silent nerd at heart who likes to wear dark clothing. While sitting in a corner in the library... reading... SILENTLY!
I wear glasses and braces. -sweatdrop- Nerd alert!
Most of my friends are yaoi-obsessed girls. You should know that. smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif

-cough- BACKGROUND!
I have no life. My computer is my best friend. Terrible, isn't it?
But I play the piano and violin. And do abacus. And go to math club after school. (My asianness! DX)
I procrastinate. Many bad experiences, yet I'll never be able to change my habit.
I was a neopets addict when I was a child. I already gave my account away so DON'T ASK FOR s**t!!! smilies/icon_scream.gif

I haz a facebook too! But no Twitter or Myspace. >.<
I'm very fond of those "copy and paste" type of things so... get ready for that later! (I bolded the ones I really like from the Facebook Likes.) smilies/icon_whee.gif

~iPervertedxCupcake
~da_perverted_1 (my old username) smilies/icon_whee.gif

Abortion is wrong

Month One
Mommy,
I am only 4 inches long,
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what, Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad, too,
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy,
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it, too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy... your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in God's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, put this in your profile

╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ site if you support
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ Emos .♥.♥.♥.
emo doesn't mean you cut.
emo doesn't mean your gay.
emo doesn't mean your suicidal.
emo is real.
emo is people.
emo is everything.
emo is a label.
emo is being free.
free to be you.
free to express.
free to tell everyone to ******** off!!
emo is just a word.

all hail flopsy
/)/)
( . .)
c(')(')

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph. on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

()_()
( ';')
(> )> ¦ i was like, totally gonna give u this chocolate bar....
U.U

...()_()
..(o_o )
¦<( < but then i was like...
....U..U

()_()
(O.O)
(>¦<) im sooo hungry!!!
U....U

()_()
(^.^)
(>¦<) then i like ate it............
U..U

"If you want to see a rainbow,
You must go through the rain,
If you want to find true love,
You must go through the pain."

Language is the source of misunderstandings

smilies/icon_heart.gif

english-i love you
spanish- te amo
polish- a kocham ciebie
french- je t.. aime
hindi- hum tumhe pyar kasrte hae
czech- mi lluji te
slovakian-lu.. bim ta
italian- ti amo
ukranian- ya tebe kahayu
german- Ich liebe dich
chinese- wo ai ni 我爱你
greek- s.. agano
hawaiian- aloha wau ia oi
lithuianian- tav myliu
korean- sa rang hae
japanese- ai shi
romainian-te ubsec
albanian- te dua
filipino- mahal kita
thai- chun ruk ter
i can say i love you in 20 different languages! :] now send this to 10 ppl u love most! if u get this back 5 times then that means u r truly loved!! :]

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

That man you just mocked for his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

That guy you just made fun of… for crying? His mother is dying.

Put this in your signature if you are against bullying.
--- Save a life ---
--- National Suicide Prevention ---

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The Kiss Of Sin Report | 06/03/2012 9:04 pm: -giggles-
Si~
The Kiss Of Sin Report | 06/03/2012 8:45 pm: Thankies~
I wanted to try something new!
The Kiss Of Sin Report | 06/03/2012 8:24 pm: Cuppy!
-tackles and hugs-
heart heart heart heart heart heart
Tarrying Braticles Report | 06/02/2012 9:42 am: Hahahaha oh goshhhh

No probs! Always aiming to please.
Tarrying Braticles Report | 06/02/2012 12:27 am: BECAUSE BABY. YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE. THE WAY THAT YOU [YES, YOU] FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME

OVERWHELMED.

THE WAY YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO
YOU DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWW OH OHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLL

There's a picture of Brendon Urie. This segment of your life is now complete.
stephaniesxXxskyy Report | 06/01/2012 11:50 pm: your profile...is freaking awesome 3nodding
imfishingforgold Report | 05/30/2012 6:56 pm: Thanks for buying! biggrin
bblee123 Report | 05/29/2012 2:25 am: *blushes and bows* t-t-thank you~! >//w//<
iPsYcHoTiCxCupcake Report | 05/28/2012 7:40 pm: Life sucks.
My friend from Ohio, Tori, went missing. She's walking around with a razor blade.
It feels like I was impaled and I'm watching myself die.
I lost a lot of weight. I'm basically bone. I feel dead. I'm so sad. And scared. And paranoid.
~iPsyPsy
iPsYcHoTiCxCupcake Report | 05/28/2012 7:39 pm: Life sucks.
My friend from Ohio, Tori, went missing. She's walking around with a razor blade.
It feels like I was impaled and I'm watching myself die.
I lost a lot of weight. I'm basically bone. I feel dead. I'm so sad. And scared. And paranoid.
~iPsyPsy

**** This b*d

Here is something that may touch your heart, in a depression-ey way.
"Can we have sex right now?
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um...no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass...
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop?!"
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later...
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...
Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"
Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any ******** who does this to my girl or any girl."
(Sorry, it's all squished up.)