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You are a Dramatic Uke!
You are a tortured soul, and your main activity in life is getting tortured. In fact, you probably wouldn't be happy without something to moan and whine about, which makes you a perfect match for the Sadistic Seme. You are willing to give your body and soul to your partner, putting yourself under their complete control in an effort to escape the pain of your tragic past, although you know deep down there is never an escape.
Most compatible with: Sadistic Seme
Least compatible with: Don't ******** With Me Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.
Why, Hello there. It seems you have found me. Congratulations. Now I must kill you. But before I do, I'm going to to tell you about myself (like every evil being does before they unleash their power). I am a ninja. I take pleasure in stalking people. I like to dress as a cat. I have a very large obsession with Invader Zim, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, FMA, Hellsing, Monk, Bones, CSI: Las Vegas, and most cartoons. My cartoon/anime crushes include: Zim, Uryuu Ishida, Roy Mustang, Orochimaru, Zabuza Momochi, Sasuke Uchiha, Alucard, Haku, Zexion, Luxord, and Matt (Deathnote). I like to cosplay as Itachi, Mello, Vexen, Roy Mustang, Sephiroth, and Haku. My favourite things to wear would have to be a studded belt, black fedora, or a collar. I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. I am dating an incredible man named Scott. He is British. I love him to death. He is my personal Luxord <3. PM me if you want. I am a vampyrotic pirate who goes wolf on Tuesdays and I love my wife with a love the size of the Irken Armada. Blood tastes better than souls. You know it's true. I take sick pleasure in applying nail polish and makeup to men. My studded belt could get you down in 2 seconds flat. My invisible vampire friend, Sven, knows where you live. That's all I feel like telling you right now. So.. If you see something moving in your closet in the middle of the night, don't worry. It's only me. I'm only going to kill you, not hurt you.
Your loving servant,
Kazzeh
You Are 72% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/
You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!
How Weird Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/
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Life of KAZZEH
This is a chance for you to see life through my eyes. I will probably change names for the sake of discretion. I hope I can commit to this as a daily thing. This isn't for entertainment and may, in fact, get somewhat depressing.
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