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Shut up.

I've been on here since early 2004 and all I've seen from Gaia are crossdressing 14-year olds, horny 12-year olds, incompetent administrators, and a few shards of hope, but those are few and far between.

And then there are the *****. You ought to be peeled, salted, driven through the streets by mental patients with spiked planks, and then used as a j**z catcher by baboons in heat.

At best.

I have seen the filthy underbelly of Gaia. And I am here to point these out to you. Because you never see it yourselves. If you look hard enough, the truth will shock and horrify you.

I am Internet Jesus. Your Invisible Space Daddy. I am the Wrong Messiah who sits in the back of your brain, wiping the nectar from his frightening genitals off on to your cerebellum so that you see the world in eleven dimensions and finally understand that everyone everywhere is lying to you and that I am your only friend because I am not like the others.

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The Best Damn Guild Ever.

Why is it the Best Damn Guild Ever?

Cause we have a videogame and you don't.

Visit my Blog here: Internet Jesus Reviews the World. It's got random reviews of stuff I like. Revel in the geekery.

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The Teachings of Internet Jesus

Well, you know, I control the internet. I actually have the switch! I could turn the internet off anytime I want. ******** Al Gore! I invented it.


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xSurrah

Report | 07/02/2016 2:25 am

xSurrah

Ace of Base color scheme is one of my faves!
atruebornpagan

Report | 03/09/2016 6:33 pm

atruebornpagan

Your prices are NOT the lowest! We do have the same opinion of that dude named Jesus though. I put the punk back into Paganism!!!!!!
xSurrah

Report | 10/13/2015 2:10 pm

xSurrah

I'M GOING TO SEE THEM AT AFTERSHOCK
xSurrah

Report | 10/12/2015 11:12 pm

xSurrah

Its true. I said it. I cant even deny it! 😃
xSurrah

Report | 10/12/2015 8:26 pm

xSurrah

What what?!
Scarlet_LV

Report | 10/10/2015 4:31 am

Scarlet_LV

thanks for buying 4laugh
xSurrah

Report | 08/11/2015 10:38 pm

xSurrah

Nope. I'm on strike.
xSurrah

Report | 08/11/2015 10:26 pm

xSurrah

NO BUTTS TILL I GET MY ACCOUNT BACK. #sadface
-Misled Sarah-

Report | 08/04/2015 1:40 am

-Misled Sarah-

Still butts. Always butts.
-Misled Sarah-

Report | 07/15/2015 1:27 am

-Misled Sarah-

Butts.

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