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Shut up.

I've been on here since early 2004 and all I've seen from Gaia are crossdressing 14-year olds, horny 12-year olds, incompetent administrators, and a few shards of hope, but those are few and far between.

And then there are the *****. You ought to be peeled, salted, driven through the streets by mental patients with spiked planks, and then used as a j**z catcher by baboons in heat.

At best.

I have seen the filthy underbelly of Gaia. And I am here to point these out to you. Because you never see it yourselves. If you look hard enough, the truth will shock and horrify you.

I am Internet Jesus. Your Invisible Space Daddy. I am the Wrong Messiah who sits in the back of your brain, wiping the nectar from his frightening genitals off on to your cerebellum so that you see the world in eleven dimensions and finally understand that everyone everywhere is lying to you and that I am your only friend because I am not like the others.

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The Best Damn Guild Ever.

Why is it the Best Damn Guild Ever?

Cause we have a videogame and you don't.

Visit my Blog here: Internet Jesus Reviews the World. It's got random reviews of stuff I like. Revel in the geekery.

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The Teachings of Internet Jesus

Well, you know, I control the internet. I actually have the switch! I could turn the internet off anytime I want. ******** Al Gore! I invented it.


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SonOfMartin

Report | 11/16/2013 11:36 pm

SonOfMartin

I think I love you. redface
Sick Bubble Gum

Report | 09/16/2013 6:49 am

Sick Bubble Gum

Nice username lol it made me smile so I thought I'd leave a comment on your profile. Also, cool avatar.
Naterade

Report | 07/17/2013 9:06 pm

Naterade

thanks for buying biggrin
MilkyMocha

Report | 06/08/2013 9:23 pm

MilkyMocha

thanks for buying,

have a nice day~
whitehare

Report | 03/03/2013 6:50 pm

whitehare

thank you for your purchase 3nodding
MazaKay

Report | 12/26/2012 11:42 pm

MazaKay

Thank you for buying *bows* please do come again
Yay! C. M Punk!!
MAX DARKZ

Report | 07/08/2012 12:34 pm

MAX DARKZ

cool avi
HighFivingYourFace

Report | 05/17/2012 4:12 pm

HighFivingYourFace

You're welcome, btw. -.-
HighFivingYourFace

Report | 05/06/2012 8:48 pm

HighFivingYourFace

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-Misled Sarah-

Report | 03/29/2012 5:00 pm

-Misled Sarah-

As always, loving the playlist.

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