I've been on here since early 2004 and all I've seen from Gaia are crossdressing 14-year olds, horny 12-year olds, incompetent administrators, and a few shards of hope, but those are few and far between.
And then there are the *****. You ought to be peeled, salted, driven through the streets by mental patients with spiked planks, and then used as a j**z catcher by baboons in heat.
I have seen the filthy underbelly of Gaia. And I am here to point these out to you. Because you never see it yourselves. If you look hard enough, the truth will shock and horrify you.
I am Internet Jesus. Your Invisible Space Daddy. I am the Wrong Messiah who sits in the back of your brain, wiping the nectar from his frightening genitals off on to your cerebellum so that you see the world in eleven dimensions and finally understand that everyone everywhere is lying to you and that I am your only friend because I am not like the others.
The Best Damn Guild Ever.
Why is it the Best Damn Guild Ever?
Cause we have a videogame and you don't.
Visit my Blog here: Internet Jesus Reviews the World
. It's got random reviews of stuff I like. Revel in the geekery.
The Teachings of Internet Jesus
Well, you know, I control the internet. I actually have the switch! I could turn the internet off anytime I want. ******** Al Gore! I invented it.