Isabool: The Legend of #Swag
if this poor girl remains as she is, the sheer intensity of her swag will destroy all those around her. She is a danger to all those she loves and everything she holds dear. We must raise her to a higher level of existence, where her massive output of swag cannot disrupt the normal bounds of reality. Although it is ultimately futile... Her swag expands faster than the edges of space. Someday it will catch up and overtake it, and then- only then will we find out if there is a benevolent God in this empty universe that can save us.