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Registered: 11/26/2005

Gender: Female

Location: Either the Overworld, or the Twilight Forest

Birthday: 04/06

Occupation: Sales Associate // Business Ower

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Hey! My name is Dylan, I'm a guy in real life. I live in the Pacific Northwest region, and was born on April 6th of 1993. I've been on Gaia since November 26th, 2005, and you may have seen me around Gaia either in the Gaia Marketplace, (I have one of the fastest connections on Gaia xD), or somewhere in the forums. I've got a couple mules which you may know me by, one being Eye Laws Dug Aim (Take a wild guess. -_^ ), and Angelic Ankh. I am one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Be warned though, that doesn't mean I'm always this way, especially if you're dishonest. <<<That's one of my most hated pet peeves, along with people who think they're better than everyone else, and non-prestige'd level 10 noobs on Call of Duty's hardcore modes that shoot their own team mates.

By the way, I have a Ps3, so my gamer tag is I-Ate-Ur-Cookies, and I have the clan tag [OREO]. Just tell me who you are in your request.

I am a self taught computer technician/genius. If you have any questions pertaining to a Windows NT based computer, let me know! I'll be more than happy to help!

I am a music addict, and anyone who knows me well, knows I'm a huge fan of Journey. Their music is some of the best of the eighties, along with The Outfield.

My favorite candy is Reese's, and it's not uncommon for me to have twenty bags of candy at any given moment. (Slightly exaggerated, but I've almost always got candy on hand.)

At this very moment, I work at Toys R Us. I'm planning on putting my two weeks in quite soon, and moving on to a better paying job though. If by some off chance though, I were to stay, I'd probably be promoted to supervisor. The pay still doesn't compare to what I'd be making though. They'd have to offer $40/hour+ to compete. xD

If you're wondering, I do not, for whatever reason, accept random friend requests, and I'm also not too keen on receiving donations, whether it's from someone I know or not. I just don't like feeling like I'm taking something from someone without earning it. I grew up that way. I never got an allowance, and I had to earn a lot of the stuff I take for granted today.

That doesn't mean I don't give donations though! I just won't donate if you ask for them! I H-A-T-E begging, HATE it! If you even think of sending me a message, asking for one, don't. You will be immediately added to my ignore list, which is a place where once you go there, you never get removed. I have a zero tolerance for beggars.

As of May 2013, I am in the process of joining the United States Army. I'm about a week or two away from the day I'll be sworn in, but it will come. It will be an exciting new adventure for me, and I count the days until it starts. Wish me the best of luck in standing by my brothers and sisters protecting my country.

Anyway, if you'd like to get to know me a bit more, don't hesitate to ask! I may or may not reply instantly, depending on what I'm doing at the moment!

“Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is the ability to overcome it. Strength is found in those who fight to protect. The weak cower under a hand of evil, but with courage and strength, it is evil itself that will fall."

Faerie hacked Dylans profile. She just..... took over his account and violated it.. Wow.

Dylan <3s Faerie. surprised

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Welcome to the shop of completely random s**t. xD

I do NOT take offers, so please do not ask. You will be added to my ignore list without hesitation if you do. The most I am willing to take off, is 2% of the price, in which case you must send a labelled trade. NOT A PRIVATE MESSAGE!

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Anyway, please take a look at my wares, and I appreciate your business. Have an excellent day 3nodding

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Princesse Poison Report | 03/08/2016 6:48 pm
Genyusai Report | 09/25/2013 5:38 pm
alright, yay! I love random s**t blaugh
-I-Memento Mori-I- Report | 09/25/2013 12:25 am
Thank you very much for your purchase~ n///n
Clair Featherwalk Report | 09/24/2013 2:25 pm
Nice wings 3333
herpyderpy123 Report | 09/23/2013 12:52 am
I have no luck with vending recently. Except one deal I made. Bought an Ikki the Kitsune for 3M and sold it for 4.3M xD
Nightstar Draconia Report | 09/22/2013 11:07 pm
Love your avatar. ^^;
commedesfvckdown Report | 09/20/2013 12:12 am
Obviously!!! Haha. rofl
btw, I have afternoon class starting soon emotion_facepalm
See you around master buttons cool
commedesfvckdown Report | 09/20/2013 12:04 am
lol I know right?
commedesfvckdown Report | 09/19/2013 11:59 pm
I deeply agree with you on that. emotion_puke
You know them greedyass person. lol rolleyes
commedesfvckdown Report | 09/19/2013 11:53 pm
Hahaha, when I saw the announcement. I was like... "meh, lame." lol classified_mcsourface
Good luck finding one! ^^


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