About
Oh, well hello there. I'm Kyle. Nice to meet you. =]
When we move, we move as one.
My name is Kyle or Kyper; whichever you prefer. I am a bodybuilder and like to freerun and train parkour all the time which I am sponsored for, ride motorcycles, fly, and train martial arts (I train TKD and BJJ competitively and several other arts for fun. I also boxed in the USBO for 7 years.). Now I'm doing the college thing and heading to med school pretty soon.
I'm a traceur through and through. Parkour and martial arts are my life. I would give everything I own just to do either for a living. It may happen, it may not. I dunno. We will see how life goes.
NOTE: My old username was Karasu Mad Bomber. I changed it recently.
Name: Kyle.
Birthday: 4/24/90.
Birthplace: Oakland, California.
Current Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
Eye Color: Blue.
Hair Color: Brown.
Height: 6' 0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left.
Your Heritage: Russian, German, and American.
The Shoes You Wore Today: K-Swiss Ariakes.
Your Weakness: Parkour, Martial Arts, Cute Girls, and gym's with good equipment.
Your Fears: Defeat.
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage and Pepperoni.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be the world's best traceur. Or a UFC fighter. One of the two. Long way to go on either goal lmao.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: STFU.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Define wake.
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes.
Your Bedtime:What's a bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: My first street fight by far that was back when I was like 14. Hardcore training started then. Also my first day of real Parkour training was an amazing one.
Pepsi or Coke: Don't drink soda.
McDonalds or Burger King: Don't eat either.
Single or Group Dates: Both.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't drink either.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither.
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: A lot.
Do you Sing: Yep. ;D
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college. Professional Aviation Major.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Don't ask me these things.
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah, I am about myself, not about others though.
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, but she's gone now so... D:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Nope.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes. Then I got stronger then them.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Never say die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Professional Freerunner, God, or UFC Fighter.
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia. To visit my home country.
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Blue or Brown.
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or Black.
Short or Long Hair: I like girls with longer hair, but if it looks good short, then that's cool. I can roll with that.
Height: A little bit shorter then me.
Weight: I don't care.
Best Clothing Style: Fighter/Traceur
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0.
Number of CDs I own: Hooray for piracy!
Favorite Music: Hip Hop, Trance, Speedcore Techno, Dance music and hip hop in general.
Number of Piercings: Two.
Number of Tattoos: Four.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Losing a fight/not reaching my goals.
Parkour = LIFE
I will not fear,
Fear is the mindkiller,
Fear is the little death
That brings total Oblivion.
I will permit my fear to pass
Over me and through me,
And where it has gone
I will turn the inner eye.
Nothing will be there.
Only I will remain.
The fundamental idea is a man who runs, and who nothing stops. To travel anywhere within the physical environment using the maximum capabilities of the human body, to reach perfection in movement, and to be a master of your environment, both physically, and mentally. Although this perfection is impossible to obtain, there is a group of people who train constantly in attempt to reach this level. They do it not strictly for personal gain or fame. But to help others and to be useful. And most importantly because their universal love of movement and self improvement.
These people are known as traceurs.
These people made me laugh.
| Empyrium Wrote: |
| No period is one of the perks of being a male, I guess...You guys get off easy during any court prosecution though, I swear... |
| La_Zacka Wrote: |
| All white, catholic, heterosexual? Village my a**, that's a clan county. |
| [Invalid] Wrote: |
| I tried to change it once before, but it said: "That username is invalid." Or something like that, so I went "Hmmm....I like that word...." xD |
| ChaosFox92 Wrote: |
I used to be insecure, rude, and a black man. Wait... |
| One Eye X Wrote: |
| b***h, storm in there, Guns blazing, and show those door-to-door bible salesmen who's the man of your town. Don't let'em push you around. Nothing says "Tell me the truth" like an open act of terrorism! |
| Smoothe Criminal Wrote: | ||||
F you, I'd abort you in a second. |
I LOVE PARKOUR!!!!!
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If they ever tell my story, let them say that I walked with giants. Men rise and fall, but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in a time of Narcissus. Let them say I lived in the time of Zyzz. -ACW-
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