Name:Kitty, Neko or whatever nickname you want to give me. Real name will be given to friends :3
Sex: Yes, please =w =
Luvs: yaoi, cute things and randomness
Hates: A lot of things
Likes men. Not boys. Men. 83
I speaky Spanish, English, Spanglish, sarcasm and gibberish.
I can be nice and mean when I feel like it. I'm shy at times, quiet and don't like to be around people most of the time. I'm really awkward and weird X3
I don't talk about myself much so if you wanna know more just ask ;o
I'm a perv...just don't tell anyone > w> <w <
I LOVE RANDOM COMMENTS/PMS
If you send me a random friend request and I accept make sure YOU
talk to me
~ MY OATH ~
1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you every chance I get.
5.When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get and to quit whining.
6.When you are confused, I will use little words
7.When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have
8.When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy a** and then think about helping your dumbass up.
THIS IS MY OATH. I PLEDGE IT TO THE END. WHY, YOU MAY ASK; BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND
Remember: A good friend will help you more...a really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
My zombie boyfriend <3 German