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40 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS GO CRAZY
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. repeat everithing they say
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that doing chores is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a ri-tard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14.Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!!!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I need to go potty"
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Sing to your self all night
25. when they say a word from a song burst out singing that song 26.look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.
27.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to eat it.
28.Pass out bannanas to your neighbors
29.ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss
30.ask "what time is it" every 20 seconds
31.hand out missing person fliers of yourself
32.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.
33.lock your self in your room and then yell "HELP IM LOCKED IN!!"
34.watch your favorite movie all day long
35.give random old people your number
36.walk around your block yellin "mom were are you!"
37.go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.
38. yell "MANGO!!!!! LOVES ME!!!!!"
39. when there is a party stand infront of the door not letting anyone in
40.bark at the mail man

30 WAY TO GET KICKED OUT OF SAM'S CLUB
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake
walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. And When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-attempt to fly off a high shelf
11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."
15-go to an employee and say "middle earth is coming to an end and you need to eat more carrots"
16-try to walk out of the store with 3 EMPTY boxes
17-stand in front of a store, not lettin anyone in
18-Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"
19-Camp out in the frozen food section.
20.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.
21. eat all the food samples, and dont let anyone else eat some
22. When the carts that carie the boxes come near you yell "ROBOTS!!!!" and crash into the soda aslie.
23. Buy something that cost $10,salm yor hand onto the counter and slide over 50 cents and say "keep the change"
24. Drink out of the soda fountain,by placing your ibs on the hose.
25. PLay around in the display swing sets
26.When you eat a food sample you daont like spit it out darmatacly to a person passing by
27. Stand in the door playng hevy metal music on full volume
28. walk into the (if boy) girls restroom (if girl) boys restroom
29. Stand ontop of a table singing you favorite song
30. tell an random old person "dont buy the puding it will eat you alive"


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