Mother of god

Dare you fight?

Drive safe.

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If I told you your life would be best spent taste testing shotguns would you be pissed?

 

Lol

s**t to know.
Name: I don't feel like telling you.
Age: 18
Nickname: Kyo (Pronounced Key-yo)
Sexual Orientation: Non-sexual. In short i means i hate both genders equally in the prospect of dating.

 
 
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Brother's

Best friends

Best friends

Still best friends

You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? -The man in black

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. -Man in black

Buttercup: We'll never survive.Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.

Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?Man in Black: Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

Yes you're very smart. Shut up.

My wall of quotes.

“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

“In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.”

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”

“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”

“The Answer to the Great Question Of.....Life, the Universe and Everything.....(is) Forty-two.”

“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.”

“In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.”

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair”

“Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds”

“Don't Panic”

“The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.”

“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

“If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.”

“Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of”

“If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”

“Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.”

“No, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.”

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”

“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'”

“Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark”

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”

“Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.”

“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”

“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”

“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.”

“Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?”

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”

“My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."”

“Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.

“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”

“I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer.”

“Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern.”

“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

“Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.”

All the avi art :P