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A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and an American Biker are all walking down the road together (Don't ask why)

As they are walking, they stumble upon a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out.

"Since you had freed me from the lamp, and there are three of you, ill grant you each ONE wish."

The Canadian speaks up.
"Well, I'm a farmer, and my son is a farmer, so i wish all the land in Canada was fertile and perfect for planting crops."

"Done," says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and the Canadian is sent back to Canada where all of the soil was suddenly made fertile.

"Me next," declares Osama.
"I wish that there was a huge, impenetrable wall around Iraq, so no infidels can invade my country."

"Done," says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and Osama is sent back to Iraq, where a huge impenetrable wall had suddenly appeared.

Now it was the bikers turn. He turns to the genie.
"Tell me about this wall Osama just wished for."

"Well," says the genie, " It's 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick. There is no way anyone can get in, and no way anyone can get out."

The Biker leans back against his Harley, lights a cigarette, and says, "Fill it with water."

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teeny tiny cookie

Report | 01/29/2011 8:29 am

teeny tiny cookie

ALEX! WHO IS AT MY HOUSE SITTING ACROSS FROM ME! ;O heart
Cupcaketopia

Report | 08/13/2010 12:10 pm

Cupcaketopia

Arexx!
Xx_CoPeY_cAt_xX

Report | 06/18/2010 6:15 pm

Xx_CoPeY_cAt_xX

can we plz talk about lowering the bear hoodie price
iiRawrYew

Report | 03/04/2010 2:46 pm

iiRawrYew

damn short people
xD lol
but thats different
this is high school
not middle school
iiRawrYew

Report | 03/04/2010 2:38 pm

iiRawrYew

lol i know
when i was in 6th grade
all the 8th graders looks like high schoolers
and when i was like in 3rd gade all the 5th graders looks like middle schoolers
iiRawrYew

Report | 03/04/2010 2:31 pm

iiRawrYew

Im in 9th grade !!!
Yay Freshman!!!!
but a short freshman
(////_)
iiRawrYew

Report | 03/04/2010 2:22 pm

iiRawrYew

nothing much
High school is getting harder though =_=
how bout u :3
iiRawrYew

Report | 03/04/2010 2:20 pm

iiRawrYew

IT BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE LAST TALK !!!
MII ISH SOWWY!! ;~;
iiRawrYew

Report | 03/04/2010 2:18 pm

iiRawrYew

HI HI NANA-CHAN!!!
REMEMBER MII!!! biggrin
la nena de daddy

Report | 12/08/2009 3:10 pm

la nena de daddy

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2)******Would You******
Hug me?-
Kill me?-
kiss me?-
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f**k meh?-
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Give me a new name it would be?-
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What do you like about me?-
What do you hate about me?-
What is my best quality?-
Do you hate me?-
Is my personality cute?-

1. Who are you?-
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5. Do we know each other in real life?-
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