Here I have a little game for u: Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I karate chopped April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June----------I smelled July-----------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I sang with October-------I danced with November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------Edward Cullen 6-------a gangster 7-------my cell phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------Chuck Norris 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19------ a smurf 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------a goat 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a surfer 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because im just that smexy Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink-----------because I'm crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown---------because I can.. Other----------because I'm a Ninja! None----------because I can't control myself! another game!!! <3 The month you were born in: 1 - I shot 2 - I needed 3 - I ran naked with 4 - I ran shirtless with 5 - i am goin 2 b a 6 - I stabbed 7 - I banged 8 -I smoked with 9 - I slept with 10 - I cuddled with 11 - I ate 12-I killed Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - Spongebob 02 -Paris Hilton 03 - a ninja turtle 04 - the kool-aid man 05 - Edward Cullen 06 - a homo 07 - a male stripper 08 - a jew 09 - a gangster 10 - a bag of weed 11 - a crackhead 12 - Santa Claus 13 - a bowl of cereal 14 - a whore 15 - a trojan man 16 - a jelly bean 17 - a sexy girl 18 - Barney the dinosaur 19 - an orange 20 - a toothbrush 21 - my lover 22 - a bisexual 23 - a banana 24 - a easter egg 25 - a jar of honey 26 - my crush 27 - a french fry 28 - a homeless guy 29 - your dealer 30 - a tooth pick 31 - ur grandma Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:: White - because im sexy as hell Black - because I love weed Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs Red - Becase the lil people told me to Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk Other - because I have double D's Green - because im a god(dess) in bed Orange - because I smoke crack Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Brown - because my moma made me Shirtless - because I've got abs
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love
you
to
the
day
i
die
what tigger without pooh
what patrick without spongebob
what me without you
because with you i
have everthning
i need
no matter what.
i promise.
i love you.