II Slim Santa II

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Registered: 12/05/2009

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You give me that funny feeling

 

Gimme some Ho Ho Ho'in






(to the tune of rudolf the red nose reindeer)


you must know... the words... to this... jingle... i am mixin'
cause if you dont you wont believe what yer missin'
but guess what i found in the bathroom stall...
it was your number, and now i'm temped to call!



oh yes, .. IT WAS, .. quite a souvenir!
it even mentioned you do blows
now if you meet the real Slim
you can watch as he grows


no one else will even volunteer
I guess I dont know those kinds of dames
since most of them wanna saw mine off
probably cause i have lousy aim


now with your number i've come so naive
cause i dont have to pay
so talk to me.... or I just might
go to you...and you'll know that I'll bite


Then i'd finally... get some trim
plus you know that i'd never be
the kind that takes off and disappears
cause i'd stick around... to make... more whoopeeeeee!!!!!!

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Candii Nomii Report | 07/25/2013 10:56 am
Candii Nomii
hey there
Fuhzee Report | 02/02/2013 7:53 pm
Fuhzee
Lookie lookie whos on 3nodding
NordicFairy Report | 05/12/2012 11:26 am
NordicFairy
Brrrr....I am freezing.. I am in Sweden at the camping grounds.... Send me some warmth, pweaseeeeee !!!!! All nice girls ( and old, bad ones too, ) are supposed to get gifts from Santa. Even slim ones, and I want warmt , dang it! lol )
theluckyduckie Report | 05/05/2012 11:15 am
theluckyduckie
congrats on the angel rod!!!
blaugh
blaugh blaugh
IArcaneI Report | 04/30/2012 5:19 pm
IArcaneI
pretty good biggrin !!
IArcaneI Report | 04/30/2012 2:59 pm
IArcaneI
Hey there! how are you ( confused
InuMantha Report | 04/28/2012 8:17 pm
InuMantha
lol eh, close enough xP
WAFFLES_ISLAND Report | 04/23/2012 7:34 am
WAFFLES_ISLAND
Thanks for buying I have more Christmas stuff if you want them
[Jaye] Report | 04/18/2012 7:08 pm
[Jaye]
LOOK AT FISHING CHAT NAO!!!!
[ - Silent Whisper - ] Report | 04/18/2012 6:12 am
[ - Silent Whisper - ]
Pizzaa~
Thanks!
I'm so happy bout it. Rick is mean, and he gave me the last ruby I needed once I got to 9. <<

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