Gimme some Ho Ho Ho'in
(to the tune of rudolf the red nose reindeer)
you must know... the words... to this... jingle... i am mixin'
cause if you dont you wont believe what yer missin'
but guess what i found in the bathroom stall...
it was your number, and now i'm temped to call!
oh yes, .. IT WAS, .. quite a souvenir!
it even mentioned you do blows
now if you meet the real Slim
you can watch as he grows
no one else will even volunteer
I guess I dont know those kinds of dames
since most of them wanna saw mine off
probably cause i have lousy aim
now with your number i've come so naive
cause i dont have to pay
so talk to me.... or I just might
go to you...and you'll know that I'll bite
Then i'd finally... get some trim
plus you know that i'd never be
the kind that takes off and disappears
cause i'd stick around... to make... more whoopeeeeee!!!!!!